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re: Here's my first draft of "Big Joe" Part Two
Posted on 4/25/19 at 8:53 pm to DawgfaninCa
Posted on 4/25/19 at 8:53 pm to DawgfaninCa
Y’all might want to do better than that if you plan on beating President Trump in the next election, coming from someone who didn’t vote for him in the last election. Right now, President Trump has my vote, you’re move hard core liberals.
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Posted on 4/25/19 at 8:57 pm to DawgfaninCa
Get this shite out of here.
This post was edited on 4/25/19 at 8:58 pm
Posted on 4/25/19 at 9:00 pm to gizmothepug
quote:Pretty sure dogfan is a Trump supporter.
Y’all might want to do better than that if you plan on beating President Trump in the next election, coming from someone who didn’t vote for him in the last election. Right now, President Trump has my vote, you’re move hard core liberals.
Posted on 4/25/19 at 9:05 pm to DawgfaninCa
I hope to god you copy/pasted that and didn’t spend the time it took to come up with that to post on the OT.
What’s the matter with you?
What’s the matter with you?
Posted on 4/25/19 at 9:07 pm to northshorebamaman
quote:
Pretty sure dogfan is a Trump supporter.
I can’t keep up with who’s trolling and who isn’t.
Posted on 4/25/19 at 9:32 pm to X82ndTiger
quote:
Get this shite out of here.
Since you liked my song called "Big Joe" so much, I thought you would enjoy my version of "Maria" from The Sound of Music called "The Donald".
The Donald
His popularity is getting too high
We can reduce it if we’re sly
He wears his Chinese ties
He brags about his dough
everywhere he goes
And underneath his combover
He’s got no hair!
I’ve heard he even counts his money in the bathroom
He always wins debates
And his pestilence is real
He’s always wrong about everything
Except when he makes a deal
I hate to have to say it but I very firmly feel
The Donald’s not an asset to the country
I'd like to say a word in his behalf: -
The Donald makes me laugh
How do we solve a problem like the Donald?
How do we keep his popularity down?
How do we find a word that means the Donald?
A xenophobe?
A son-of-a-bitch
A clown
Many a thing you know we'd like tell him
Many a thing he doesn’t understand
But how do we make him go away?
We’re sick of listening to what he says
How does he keep the wave that’s in his hair?
Oh how do we solve a problem like the Donald?
How do we make him go away?
When we’re with him
we’re confused
Out of focus
And bemused
And we never know exactly what he'll say
Unpredictable as it gets
He’s as flighty as his jet
He's a fraud
He's a demon
He's a scam
He’ll upstage all the rest
At insulting he’s the best
He can throw the bull as far as anyone can
He is mental
He is wild
He's a riddle
He's a child
He's a headache
He's a fool
He's the devil!!
How do we solve a problem like the Donald?
How do we keep his popularity down?
How do we find a word that means the Donald?
A xenophobe
A son-of-a-bitch
A clown
Many a thing you know we'd like to tell him
Many a thing he doesn’t understand
But how do we make him go away?
We’re sick of listening to what he says
How does he keep the wave that’s in his hair?
Oh how do we solve a problem like the Donald?
How do we make him go away?
This post was edited on 4/26/19 at 8:58 am
Posted on 4/26/19 at 7:48 am to DawgfaninCa
Do we get a song today to the music of bad bad Leroy Brown?
Posted on 4/26/19 at 8:53 am to Rouge
quote:
Do we get a song today to the music of bad bad Leroy Brown?
Let's see you write it so we can see what kind of creative writing you can produce.
Posted on 4/26/19 at 9:07 am to Cold Drink
quote:
I hope to god you copy/pasted that and didn’t spend the time it took to come up with that to post on the OT.
It took me only one hour to write it and it was worth it to trigger all you snowflakes.
quote:
What’s the matter with you?
At least I have a sense of humor.
Posted on 4/26/19 at 9:09 am to northshorebamaman
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Pretty sure dogfan is a Trump supporter.
HELL YES!!!
Posted on 4/26/19 at 9:09 am to DawgfaninCa
I doubt many read it. We're mostly just egging on the crazy guy.
Posted on 4/26/19 at 9:14 am to ZappBrannigan
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I doubt many read it.
Even if only one person read it, that satisfies me.
quote:
We're mostly just egging on the crazy guy.
You wish I am crazy.
Posted on 4/26/19 at 9:15 am to DawgfaninCa
One of the things I hate the most in this world is the group think mentality people are so inclined to join.
Your creativity is a beacon of hope and a refreshing aside from the dreary day to day repetition.
I liked your song
Your creativity is a beacon of hope and a refreshing aside from the dreary day to day repetition.
I liked your song
Posted on 4/26/19 at 9:21 am to gizmothepug
quote:
Y’all might want to do better than that if you plan on beating President Trump in the next election, coming from someone who didn’t vote for him in the last election. Right now, President Trump has my vote, you’re move hard core liberals.
Welcome aboard the Trump Train.
Here's your coat.
Posted on 4/26/19 at 9:24 am to Winston Cup
quote:
Your creativity is a beacon of hope and a refreshing aside from the dreary day to day repetition.
I liked your song
Thanks.
I'm glad you enjoyed it.
I hope it made you laugh.
Posted on 4/26/19 at 9:29 am to crazy4lsu
quote:
It's also really bad poetry.
You think it is bad poetry because you are one of the clowns in the Kingdom Of Clowns.
Posted on 4/26/19 at 9:53 am to DawgfaninCa
quote:Your first mistake was thinking your song had humor
there's nothing but a bunch of humorless Dums in OT.
Posted on 4/26/19 at 10:03 am to DawgfaninCa
TL
Will never read
Will never read
Posted on 4/26/19 at 10:08 am to Yak
quote:
there's nothing but a bunch of humorless Dums in OT.
quote:
Your first mistake was thinking your song had humor
You only think there is no humor in it because Big Joe and your side are the butts of the joke.
How does it feel to be mocked?
Does it make you feel uncomfortable?
Posted on 4/26/19 at 10:11 am to DawgfaninCa
quote:Yeah man, my life is ruined
How does it feel to be mocked?
Does it make you feel uncomfortable?
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