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Time to burn down my house - GDCK in the bathroom

Posted on 3/26/19 at 12:23 pm
Posted by theantiquetiger
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Posted on 3/26/19 at 12:23 pm
I just wish MsAntique would have found it. I walk into my bathroom. There’s a hand towel on the ground (I know, we fricking slobs, it’s the maid’s off day). I pick the towel and the GDCK is under it.

This fricker wasn’t going easy. He was striking at me.

(I didn’t kill it, I set it free in the woods behind my fence)

Posted by oVo
Member since Dec 2013
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Posted on 3/26/19 at 12:24 pm to
You’re lucky to be alive
Posted by mylsuhat
Mandeville, LA
Member since Mar 2008
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Posted on 3/26/19 at 12:24 pm to
Where do you live?
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 3/26/19 at 12:24 pm to
quote:

He was striking at me.
quote:



(I didn’t kill it, I set it free in the woods behind my fence)


wtf? he knows where you live. he will come back and bite you later.
This post was edited on 3/26/19 at 12:25 pm
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
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Posted on 3/26/19 at 12:24 pm to
Thanks for checking in as safe
Posted by LSU Tigershark
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Posted on 3/26/19 at 12:25 pm to
Harmless Dekay's brown snake
Posted by castorinho
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Posted on 3/26/19 at 12:26 pm to
quote:

just wish MsAntique would have found it
Posted by prostyleoffensetime
Mississippi
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11961 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 12:26 pm to
How you gonna go to sleep tonight after that?
Posted by PipelineBaw
TX
Member since Jan 2019
1422 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 12:30 pm to
Need to aim for the toilet next time
Posted by theantiquetiger
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Posted on 3/26/19 at 12:30 pm to
quote:

castorinho


All this happened seconds before my wife was coming into the bathroom to gather up clothes for the wash. I worked last night, so she heard me get up, so she was at the door when I was leaving with it.
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
10244 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 12:31 pm to
A friend in East Texas sent around a photo of a snake she'd found in her garden. It probably started out about five feet long. She'd gone after it with a sharp hoe. A really sharp hoe. I think we counted at least eight pieces, and started laughing so bad and trying to use MS Paint to reconstruct the snake. Somewhere the lower jaw got left behind and part of the end of the tail.

Hate snakes, love sharp tools.
Posted by castorinho
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Posted on 3/26/19 at 12:32 pm to
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so she was at the door when I was leaving with it.
"should have accidentally dropped him at that point then
Posted by oleyeller
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Posted on 3/26/19 at 12:33 pm to
man thats a baby. prob 30 more somewhere
Posted by Byrdybyrd05
Member since Nov 2014
26075 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 12:34 pm to
I remember living at my old house in park forest my dad found a little baby snake in the laundry room in his shoe. I was freaked out and I had the thought of frick it I’m going to burn this house down. I can’t stand snakes. My neighbor had a baby snake in her bushes and she poured gasoline and burned down the bush.
This post was edited on 3/26/19 at 12:38 pm
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
51800 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 12:35 pm to
We had about a 12 inch ribbon snake in our house once and I came home to my wife holding my (at the time infant) daughter standing on top of the kitchen table
This post was edited on 3/26/19 at 12:44 pm
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
41559 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 12:35 pm to
quote:

(I didn’t kill it, I set it free in the woods behind my fence)
You're a better man than me.
Posted by castorinho
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Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 3/26/19 at 12:36 pm to
quote:

You're a better man than me.
and in a couple of weeks you'll be more alive than him (or his wife)
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
102554 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 12:37 pm to
Either that's a really little snake, or your grout lines are ridiculous.
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
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Posted on 3/26/19 at 12:37 pm to
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 3/26/19 at 12:37 pm to
quote:

(I didn’t kill it, I set it free in the woods behind my fence)




Criminals always return to the scene of the crime.....
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