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Posted on 3/2/19 at 4:00 am
Posted on 3/2/19 at 4:00 am
Today in History: March 2
1877 Rutherford B. Hayes is declared president by one vote the day before the inauguration.
1889 Congress passes the Indian Appropriations Bill, proclaiming unassigned lands in the public domain; the first step toward the famous Oklahoma Land Rush.
1923 In Italy, Mussolini admits that women have a right to vote, but declares that the time is not right.
1945 MacArthur raises the U.S. flag on Corregidor in the Philippines.
1951 The U.S. Navy launches the K-1, the first modern submarine designed to hunt enemy submarines.
1973 Federal forces surround Wounded Knee, South Dakota, which is occupied by members of the militant American Indian Movement who are holding at least 10 hostages.
1974 A grand jury in Washington, D.C. concludes that President Nixon was indeed involved in the Watergate cover-up.
Born on March 2
1793 Sam Houston, president of Texas, later Texas senator and governor.
1904 Theodor Seuss Geisel [Dr. Seuss], author of numerous children's books including The Cat in the Hat and Green Eggs and Ham.
1931 Mikhail Gorbachev, Secretary General of the Soviet Union. Responsible for restructuring the Soviet economy (perestroika) and openness and information (glasnost).
1942 John Irving, novelist (The World According to Garp).
JOTD
On the first night of their honeymoon, the new bride tells her husband, "I have a confession to make. I'm not a virgin. I've been with one other guy." "Oh yeah? Who was the guy?" "Tiger Woods, the golfer."
"Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can understand that."
The couple then makes passionate love.
When they finish, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.
"What are you doing?" asks the wife.
"I'm hungry. I'm calling room service."
"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."
The husband drops the phone and makes love to his wife a second time.
When they finish, he goes back to the phone.
"What are you doing now?" she asks.
"I'm still hungry, so I'm going to ring room service for some food."
"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it one more time."
The husband puts the phone down and heads back to bed.
Exhausted after the third lovemaking session, he shuffles back to the phone and starts to dial.
The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"
"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods to find out what's par for this hole!"
Posted on 3/2/19 at 4:08 am to Armymann50
Morning army and others, nice joke .
Currently waiting at the buffalo airport trying to make my way down to Ft. Lauderdale to visit mom for the day. Flying standby and so far my chances are not looking good but figured I'd still try for the flight.
Currently waiting at the buffalo airport trying to make my way down to Ft. Lauderdale to visit mom for the day. Flying standby and so far my chances are not looking good but figured I'd still try for the flight.
Posted on 3/2/19 at 4:25 am to Armymann50
I woke up at 3:30 with leg cramps. Trying to lure myself back to sleep.
Posted on 3/2/19 at 4:30 am to Armymann50
Mornin peeps of the OT!!!!
30 mins and its a big bowl of Frosted Flakes
30 mins and its a big bowl of Frosted Flakes
Posted on 3/2/19 at 4:40 am to Armymann50
Mornin' people, .
Southbound in a little.
Southbound in a little.
Posted on 3/2/19 at 5:18 am to Armymann50
GM y’all
Nothing to report.
Happy Saturday before Mardi Gras.
Nothing to report.
Happy Saturday before Mardi Gras.
Posted on 3/2/19 at 5:28 am to Armymann50
Good Morning OT We have a real foggy morning in Bayou Blue. Heading out to pick a bucket of mushrooms. The willow trees should be full of them this morning.
This post was edited on 3/2/19 at 5:31 am
Posted on 3/2/19 at 5:32 am to Bullfrog
Good Morning Boys and Girls.
Can’t sleep.
Can’t sleep.
Posted on 3/2/19 at 5:40 am to Scooba
Morning Scoobs.
Later, you will wish you had!
I’ll be between BBM and Aspy.
They’ve been practicing
Later, you will wish you had!
I’ll be between BBM and Aspy.
They’ve been practicing
Posted on 3/2/19 at 5:42 am to Bullfrog
quote:you'll need a snorkel
be between BBM and Aspy.
Posted on 3/2/19 at 5:43 am to Rouge
Normally but it’s New Orleans so I brought the hose pipe.
Posted on 3/2/19 at 5:47 am to Armymann50
Morning OT.
Happy Saturday OTrs of the GMT.
Happy Saturday OTrs of the GMT.
Posted on 3/2/19 at 6:08 am to Bullfrog
quote:
I’ll be between BBM and Aspy.
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