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Male chauvinist pig pork chopped by black-eyed woman .
Posted on 2/4/19 at 11:11 am
Posted on 2/4/19 at 11:11 am

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A Florida Woman is facing a domestic battery charge after allegedly clobbering her boyfriend in the face with a frozen pork chop during a dispute Friday night in their residence. Cops allege that Jennifer Brassard, 48, and her beau were “engaged in a verbal argument” around 9:45 PM when Brassard “threw a frozen pork chop at the victim.” The pork chop, a criminal complaint notes, struck the man below the left eye, causing a half-inch laceration. After getting hit with the pork chop, the victim fled the couple’s home.
Posted on 2/4/19 at 11:13 am to arseinclarse
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After getting hit with the pork chop, the victim fled the couple’s home.
seems like the pork chop defense worked.
Posted on 2/4/19 at 11:13 am to arseinclarse
Crack heads fighting....
CouldCareLess
CouldCareLess
Posted on 2/4/19 at 11:13 am to arseinclarse
you missed this part.
The criminal complaint does not indicate whether the pork chop was seized as evidence.
The criminal complaint does not indicate whether the pork chop was seized as evidence.
Posted on 2/4/19 at 11:14 am to CouldCareLess
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CouldCareLess
HowMuchLess?
Posted on 2/4/19 at 11:15 am to Green Chili Tiger
A frick'n shite ton less!
Posted on 2/4/19 at 11:15 am to MorbidTheClown
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The criminal complaint does not indicate whether the pork chop was seared as evidence.
Posted on 2/4/19 at 11:16 am to arseinclarse
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“engaged in a verbal argument” around 9:45 PM
Have to assume that the argument centered around her waiting until 9:45 p.m. to start thawing out the pork chops for dinner.
Posted on 2/4/19 at 11:18 am to atxfan
judging by her pic, it looks like she had been told at least once and didn't listen.
This post was edited on 2/4/19 at 11:25 am
Posted on 2/4/19 at 11:19 am to arseinclarse
I bet he said he'd believe her lies when pigs fly
Posted on 2/4/19 at 11:24 am to CouldCareLess
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CouldCareLess
Great name
Posted on 2/4/19 at 11:25 am to arseinclarse
Instead of lip stick on the pig she put the pig on the pig
Posted on 2/4/19 at 11:26 am to arseinclarse
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Great name

And its true!
Posted on 2/4/19 at 11:29 am to stapuffmarshy
The judge has issued an order of no contact. The trailer and land were bought for a little over $10k in 2016. Who maintains possession of the trailer?
Posted on 2/4/19 at 11:31 am to Hangit
quote:Who's name is the title in?
Who maintains possession of the trailer?
Posted on 2/4/19 at 11:37 am to CouldCareLess
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Great name
And its true!
so, how much less could you care?
Posted on 2/4/19 at 11:39 am to MorbidTheClown
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so, how much less could you care?
On a scale of 1 - 10?
22
Posted on 2/4/19 at 11:40 am to arseinclarse
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Tonya Harding has fallen on hard times.
Posted on 2/4/19 at 11:40 am to arseinclarse
She should have ate the evidence.
See: Roald Dahl, "Lamb to the Slaughter"
See: Roald Dahl, "Lamb to the Slaughter"
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