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Fellas, Date a Woman With Her Own Place
Posted on 12/10/18 at 11:26 pm
Posted on 12/10/18 at 11:26 pm
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This post was edited on 9/15/19 at 11:40 pm
Posted on 12/10/18 at 11:29 pm to metalfacedterrorist
Women are extremely jealous of eachother. if a woman knows her roommate is about to be dicked down they will go to extraordinary measures to cockblock
Posted on 12/10/18 at 11:30 pm to metalfacedterrorist
Is your mom home or something? Why didn’t you take her to your place?
Posted on 12/10/18 at 11:31 pm to metalfacedterrorist
So your sister was home alone for awhile until your mom came back from the grocery store.
Posted on 12/10/18 at 11:31 pm to metalfacedterrorist
Tell her you've got enough for both.
Posted on 12/10/18 at 11:34 pm to metalfacedterrorist
Dear Lifetime Network
Posted on 12/10/18 at 11:34 pm to metalfacedterrorist
Must’ve looked up your TD post history while you were in the bathroom and decided she’d rather bate
Posted on 12/10/18 at 11:34 pm to metalfacedterrorist
Sounds like you don't have your own place either, baw.
Posted on 12/10/18 at 11:43 pm to metalfacedterrorist
Does she sleep in the same fricking bedroom? I have never had this problem at a chick's place, by the way. Maybe it's just you.
Posted on 12/10/18 at 11:44 pm to lsuwontonwrap
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This post was edited on 9/15/19 at 11:41 pm
Posted on 12/10/18 at 11:50 pm to metalfacedterrorist
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She’s got a goddamn dog that she seldom ever leaves overnight.
dealbreaker
Posted on 12/10/18 at 11:52 pm to metalfacedterrorist
Always better to go to her place than yours
Posted on 12/10/18 at 11:58 pm to metalfacedterrorist
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She’s got a goddamn dog that she seldom ever leaves overnight
Peanut butter in the butt crack. Smiles for all in the morning.
Posted on 12/11/18 at 12:01 am to cave canem
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dealbreaker
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cave canem
Posted on 12/11/18 at 12:01 am to PrivatePublic
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This post was edited on 9/15/19 at 11:47 pm
Posted on 12/11/18 at 12:01 am to metalfacedterrorist
Roll her over and stick a sock in her mouth.
Roommate will never know she’s there getting milked from behind.
Good luck Baw
Roommate will never know she’s there getting milked from behind.
Good luck Baw
Posted on 12/11/18 at 12:04 am to SlapahoeTribe
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This post was edited on 9/15/19 at 11:47 pm
Posted on 12/11/18 at 12:04 am to metalfacedterrorist
Man you’re dumb. She purposely told her roommate to come home so that you couldn’t have sex. You fell for it. No game all shame.
Posted on 12/11/18 at 12:05 am to metalfacedterrorist
Many years ago, we returned home in a drunken stupor and having struck out ourselves to find our third roommate, Paul (his real name, hi Paul), who never, ever, ever, never got laid was enjoying some female companionship.
We went into drunk stealth mode and attempted to not make a sound when we heard her say "I said no already."
We stopped and looked at one another like - Paul, you kinky MFer, what manner of perversion are you trying to befoul this fine young woman with?
After an awkward moment she proclaimed much louder "I said NO, I DO NOT WANT TO WATCH YOU JERK OFF."
At which point we fell on the floor, paralyzed with laughter. She left shortly thereafter, our attempts to exchange pleasantries on the way out met with cold reception.
Paul emerged and of course the only thing to say "We don't want to watch you jerk off either motherfricker so don't bother asking."
We went into drunk stealth mode and attempted to not make a sound when we heard her say "I said no already."
We stopped and looked at one another like - Paul, you kinky MFer, what manner of perversion are you trying to befoul this fine young woman with?
After an awkward moment she proclaimed much louder "I said NO, I DO NOT WANT TO WATCH YOU JERK OFF."
At which point we fell on the floor, paralyzed with laughter. She left shortly thereafter, our attempts to exchange pleasantries on the way out met with cold reception.
Paul emerged and of course the only thing to say "We don't want to watch you jerk off either motherfricker so don't bother asking."
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