re: People are upset about ‘Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.’ 

My god that's convoluted.

I can still play video games and have the urge to rape. If you asked me to choose between raping and playing Rocket League, I'd choose raping while playing Rocket League.

Seriously though, that bitch doesn't have any idea of what testosterone is like.

In some crazy bizarre world this would be considered sexist

I've been working out my own theory on curbing rape urges. I'm not quite ready to publish but it involves weed, powdered sugar donuts, and the kalattuut school of Danish polka. My results have been overwhelmingly positive, though my sole test subject has recently begun masturbating left-handed while binge watching WKRP in Cinncinnati reruns. (Oh yes, there is a clear focus on Bailey-centric episodes.)