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Gangrene of the Genitals Commercial

Posted on 11/17/18 at 6:31 pm
Posted by ellunchboxo
G-Town
Member since Feb 2009
19277 posts
Posted on 11/17/18 at 6:31 pm
Don’t google it.

Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
19815 posts
Posted on 11/17/18 at 6:33 pm to
Watching the game on TV I see?
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11592 posts
Posted on 11/17/18 at 6:33 pm to
Omg!! I googled it a few days ago, and nearly died. It takes a lot to get to me, but that did it. I couldn’t close the browser fast enough.
Posted by ellunchboxo
G-Town
Member since Feb 2009
19277 posts
Posted on 11/17/18 at 6:34 pm to
My wife is sitting next to me and I refused to show her.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11592 posts
Posted on 11/17/18 at 6:36 pm to
My fiancé wanted to see after I lost my shite. I showed him so he could share in the misery
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118229 posts
Posted on 11/17/18 at 6:38 pm to
Congratulations!!!!

You never call, or write!!

Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11592 posts
Posted on 11/17/18 at 6:41 pm to
Thanks! The word “fiancé” is forever tied to Seinfeld. It bothers me to say it.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118229 posts
Posted on 11/17/18 at 6:46 pm to
Have you seen my fee-ahhhn-say?

Have you seen my fee-ahhhn-say?

Has anyone seen my fee-ahhhn-say? The poor baby must be lost!!


But seriously, I hope a dingo eats him.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118229 posts
Posted on 11/17/18 at 6:55 pm to
I’m kidding. I don’t want him to be eaten.

Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11592 posts
Posted on 11/17/18 at 6:56 pm to


If I find a dingo in my yard, it’s going to look pretty suspicious.
Posted by Isabelle81
NEW ORLEANS, LA
Member since Sep 2015
2718 posts
Posted on 11/17/18 at 6:58 pm to
There are a few drugs on the market, fairly new, that will do that!!!
Posted by SetTheMood
The Red Stick
Member since Jul 2012
3182 posts
Posted on 11/17/18 at 8:58 pm to
I googled it. Forever unclean.
Posted by WildcatMike
Lexington, KY
Member since Dec 2005
43730 posts
Posted on 11/17/18 at 9:03 pm to
Diabetes drugs possible adverse event. Talk about a lawsuit that could easily be won.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11592 posts
Posted on 11/17/18 at 9:16 pm to
quote:

I googled it. Forever unclean.


Legit the worst thing I’ve ever googled.
Posted by ellunchboxo
G-Town
Member since Feb 2009
19277 posts
Posted on 11/17/18 at 9:17 pm to
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
69698 posts
Posted on 11/17/18 at 9:18 pm to
Sounds awesome

That’s worse than an army cadet dropping his pants and showing me poison ivy all over his junk
Posted by olemiss5931
Augusta, GA
Member since Apr 2012
2247 posts
Posted on 11/17/18 at 9:19 pm to
Medical term is fournier's gangrene. As a Urologist, it’s a dreaded call to get In the middle of the night. Have to go in emergently and clean that crap out.

ETA: it also sucks because it is usually 500 plus people who come in with it
This post was edited on 11/17/18 at 9:22 pm
Posted by AUsteriskPride
Albuquerque, NM
Member since Feb 2011
18385 posts
Posted on 11/17/18 at 9:24 pm to
quote:

Fournier's gangrene is a rare and often fulminant necrotizing fasciitis of the perineum and genital region frequently due to a synergistic polymicrobial infection. This truly emergent condition is typically seen in elderly, diabetic, or otherwise immune-compromised individuals. Here, we report an unusual case of Fournier's gangrene due to excessive masturbation in an otherwise healthy 29-year-old male who presented to the emergency department complaining of two days of fever, vomiting, and diffuse myalgias. Upon further questioning, he also endorsed severe scrotal pain and swelling and frequent masturbation with soap as a lubricant resulting in recurrent penile erythema and minor skin abrasions. Examination of the patient's perineum was consistent with Fournier's gangrene and included significant erythema, edema, and calor of the penis and scrotum with a large malodorous eschar. He was given intravenous antibiotics and immunoglobulin and promptly underwent three surgical debridements of the scrotum and penis with split-thickness skin grafting. Complications from excessive masturbation are exceedingly rare, but as this case illustrates, they can be life threatening.
This post was edited on 11/17/18 at 9:24 pm
Posted by caill430
Da Dirty Dell
Member since Jul 2005
1330 posts
Posted on 11/17/18 at 9:27 pm to
Just googled it. Nightmares surely are on the way
Posted by TheOtherWhiteMeat
Fort Smith
Member since Nov 2009
20471 posts
Posted on 11/17/18 at 9:30 pm to
You warned me, now I have to go wash my eyes out with bleach.
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