True or False: Toilet Paper Works Better To Blow Your Nose In Than Facial Tissue

oddly enough, facial tissue works better at wiping your butt.

TP got that grip

All that matters is how well you wash your hands afterwards.

No, this is different.

I use the bath towel after I dry off....my wife loves doing towels on laundry day.

Facial tissue doesn’t leave bits of white fibers on your face like TP. This happens a lot if you have stubble

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Facial tissue doesn’t leave bits of white fibers on your face like TP. This happens a lot if you have stubble

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But does it work better to blow your nose in?

I need paper towels to handle my nasal discharges

I'll allow it

Facial tissue is better. But I generally use toilet paper then I recycle it afterwards for potty duty. Save it...the money!

Heck toilet paper is a precious commodity here in these parts. I've even considered going to a toilet paper monetary system. You know a gallon of milk 2% - four rolls of toilet paper (on sale 3 rolls). A pound of ground meat 80/20 - 15 rolls of toilet paper. All these are the 2-ply variety. Here's a high TP item. A gallon of gasoline - 20 rolls of toilet paper. You get the idea?

So you argue folks can't carry all them rolls of toilet paper to pay for stuff? Done worry be happy....I got a solution. Federal Reserve Poopy Paper bills! That's right you heard it here first. Instead of federal reserve notes we switch our monetary system to use Toilet Paper Certificates (One certificate redeemable for one roll of toilet paper).

Heck you can always redeem your TPC for rolls of toilet paper in an emergency.

Have a nice evening!