re: Bathroom stall campers are loathsome, lazy little freaks

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I had a worker who would clock in every day with a newspaper under his arm, walk straight to the mens room, and camp in there for a half hour. The rest of the crew had to do all of the heavy lifting as they got everything set for the day while this guy was reading the sports section.

One day I had the crew all pull up chairs outside the mens room and give the guy a standing ovation as he exited from his mini-vacation. Then we put him to work.

After that I told him he had the choice of shitting at home, coming in a half hour earlier so that he could shite before he clocked in, or to bring me validation from a physician that his health depended on his taking a half hour shite exactly at 8:00am each morning.

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, I have two guys in their early 20s. They go into the bathroom. I'm wondering where they went after about 30 minutes. I go looking and I can hear their phones playing videos in the bathroom. It happens every single day.

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