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So the Doc Says "Its' a CANCER"....

Posted on 10/28/18 at 1:26 am
Posted by CobraKaiNeverDies
Mr. MIA
Member since Oct 2018
196 posts
Posted on 10/28/18 at 1:26 am
and you got 8 weeks at most to live. What do you do?

1) Go Walter White and become a criminal trying to amass some fortune before you die
2) Go on a raping spree trying to pass on your inferior genes
3) Make a list of public figures you think are no good and take them out
4) Make a list of people that you know who you don't like and off them
5) Go on a happy island vacation
6) Spend your time watching movies and moaning and groaning about your death sentence verdict by mother nature


Let's hear it. Chances are, at least couple of people viewing this thread will face this question in their lifetime. Let's see what the majority says.

Yes, topic is semi-grim, but only if you see it that way. Everyone dies, and IMO it's a luxury knowing when you'll die(albeit approximately).
This post was edited on 10/28/18 at 1:45 am
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
70768 posts
Posted on 10/28/18 at 1:29 am to
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So the Doc Says "Its' a CANCER"....
and you got 8 weeks at most to live. What do you do?


Thread is too depressing, here is a picture to brighten it up

This post was edited on 10/28/18 at 2:40 am
Posted by CobraKaiNeverDies
Mr. MIA
Member since Oct 2018
196 posts
Posted on 10/28/18 at 1:33 am to
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Thread is too depressing, here is a picture of a picture to brighten it up


I don't have a cancer, and who says it's depressing. I think it's fricking liberating to know you got 2 months to live. frick yeah, 'Murica. You get to do what you avoided your whole life. And who knows, maybe you'll last 6-12 months....
This post was edited on 10/28/18 at 1:34 am
Posted by TulaneFan
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2008
14092 posts
Posted on 10/28/18 at 1:34 am to
I'll go with 1.

Become a meth kingpin and kill everyone who double crossed you, then die like a boss
Posted by CobraKaiNeverDies
Mr. MIA
Member since Oct 2018
196 posts
Posted on 10/28/18 at 1:36 am to
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LEFT- Only when shitfaced
CENTER- All day everyday
RIGHT- when absolutely and utterly shitfaced.
This post was edited on 10/28/18 at 1:47 am
Posted by Smeg
Member since Aug 2018
14299 posts
Posted on 10/28/18 at 1:36 am to
I'm tracking you down and choking the life out of you, for your shitty posts, veggieboy.
Posted by TulaneFan
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2008
14092 posts
Posted on 10/28/18 at 1:38 am to
You guys are retarded... I'm paying child support for all three of them
Posted by CobraKaiNeverDies
Mr. MIA
Member since Oct 2018
196 posts
Posted on 10/28/18 at 1:40 am to
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I'm tracking you down and choking the life out of you, for your shitty posts, veggieboy.


Posted by CobraKaiNeverDies
Mr. MIA
Member since Oct 2018
196 posts
Posted on 10/28/18 at 1:42 am to
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You guys are retarded... I'm paying child support for all three of them


Sure, and I'm playing short stop for the Mets.
Posted by ExArmyVetIRISHFan
Virginia
Member since Dec 2017
517 posts
Posted on 10/28/18 at 1:44 am to
Disney World must be number 7?
Posted by LSUtwolves
Member since Jun 2016
1098 posts
Posted on 10/28/18 at 1:48 am to
Reality: You're too sick to do anything. You feel like death because you're dying. You can't eat and you can barely move. You go bankrupt because you struggle with medical bills. You die leaving a mound of debt for your loved ones.
Posted by CobraKaiNeverDies
Mr. MIA
Member since Oct 2018
196 posts
Posted on 10/28/18 at 1:48 am to
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Disney World must be number 7?


As soon as you're done with all the other devious deeds. Sure, go see Donald Duck and Harry Potter and ride rollecoasters. Why not!
Posted by CobraKaiNeverDies
Mr. MIA
Member since Oct 2018
196 posts
Posted on 10/28/18 at 1:50 am to
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Reality: You're too sick to do anything. You feel like death because you're dying. You can't eat and you can barely move. You go bankrupt because you struggle with medical bills. You die leaving a mound of debt for your loved ones.


Now, that is a sad commentary. I'm talking about the period BEFORE you become a burden on yourself and everyone around you. When you're still mostly functional. :nana: :nana:


Also, there are painkillers today that will make you face numb. You can function half dead on them shits.Look at all the elderly zombies strolling around in their 90s and 100s. They shouldn't be here, but thanks to medication there they are.
This post was edited on 10/28/18 at 1:55 am
Posted by stelly1025
Lafayette
Member since May 2012
9875 posts
Posted on 10/28/18 at 2:43 am to
I went skydiving
I went Rocky Mountain climbing
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fumanchu
And I loved deeper
And I spoke sweeter
And I gave forgiveness I'd been denying
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53047 posts
Posted on 10/28/18 at 2:48 am to
Sometime I hope that you get the chance to live like you are dying
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 10/28/18 at 3:20 am to
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"Its' a CANCER".


I'm a Cancer #SummerBaby
Posted by IllegalPete
Front Range
Member since Oct 2017
7182 posts
Posted on 10/28/18 at 4:02 am to
I certainly don't waste a single second reading another one of your posts.

Posted by JonTigerFan11
Member since May 2016
885 posts
Posted on 10/28/18 at 4:20 am to
These are some really strange and fricked up options to come up with
Posted by LSUGrrrl
Frisco, TX
Member since Jul 2007
44877 posts
Posted on 10/28/18 at 4:31 am to
quote:

1) Go Walter White and become a criminal trying to amass some fortune before you die
2) Go on a raping spree trying to pass on your inferior genes
3) Make a list of public figures you think are no good and take them out
4) Make a list of people that you know who you don't like and off them


You need immediate help.
Posted by TigerBalsagna
tRedStick
Member since Jan 2015
908 posts
Posted on 10/28/18 at 4:32 am to
quote:

"Its' a CANCER"


I didnt know Dr. Mario was still around.
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