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re: If you could be one already existing superhero, which one would you be?

Posted on 9/14/18 at 12:08 pm to
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
29099 posts
Posted on 9/14/18 at 12:08 pm to
quote:

Spawn
Ghost Rider
Deadpool


3 heroes where you're hideously ugly or turn into a fiery skull whenever evil is near you. good to know you're not in it for the ladies.
Posted by Rep520
Member since Mar 2018
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Posted on 9/14/18 at 12:09 pm to
I was always a Wolverine fan, and it would be hard to pick against him.

If not, Superman.
Posted by Fourteen28
Member since Aug 2018
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Posted on 9/14/18 at 12:10 pm to
Whichever one makes you invisible so I can watch women flick their bean
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
20557 posts
Posted on 9/14/18 at 12:10 pm to
The Invisable Man. I can be a pervert and punch people at random.

Edit: We have dirty minds Fourteen28.
This post was edited on 9/14/18 at 12:12 pm
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
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Posted on 9/14/18 at 12:13 pm to
Posted by S1C EM
Athens, GA
Member since Nov 2007
11585 posts
Posted on 9/14/18 at 12:13 pm to
quote:

3 heroes where you're hideously ugly or turn into a fiery skull whenever evil is near you. good to know you're not in it for the ladies.


I have to disagree. You're right on two. Ghost Rider is otherwise quite normal and Venom, well, same.......sorta. If we're talking about being in it for the ladies, then you almost have no choice but to go Cyclops (Jean Grey/Phoenix), Gambit (Rogue) or Wolverine (Jean Grey, Rogue, Psylocke, every heroine with a vag).
Posted by HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
Member since Feb 2017
12458 posts
Posted on 9/14/18 at 12:20 pm to
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Which spider man can do. There would be lots of "how'd he do THAT!?" on sport center, but just enough where I was the best by a decent margin.

The jukes in the open field would have to be turned down a bit, but just make sure you break a big run or two every game, and youre set.


Under those stipulations. I would be super man and be world's greatest bank robber. Even if the cops "catch you" they aren't going to catch you, and literally just put your glasses back on and everyone's like "hey where did Superman go? Oh hey Clark, where did you come from"

Side note, how did that dumb bitch Lois Lane suck both their cocks and not realize "hey this is the same dick?"

Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 9/14/18 at 12:23 pm to
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real answer is teleportation. only major character with it is nightcrawler though and then you'd be blue and furry. so it's a wash.


not necessarily
Posted by caro81
Member since Jul 2017
5048 posts
Posted on 9/14/18 at 12:26 pm to
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I was always a Wolverine fan, and it would be hard to pick against him.

If not, Superman.


This. Even though i hate supes because he is an all powerful being and those make boring characters. Being one is a whole different story.
Posted by SSpaniel
Germantown
Member since Feb 2013
29658 posts
Posted on 9/14/18 at 12:29 pm to
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Batman is the fricking worst excuse for a superhero... he doesn't even have a super power. He's just a fricking guy with money that has fancy toys.

Batman is a superhero poser.


Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
9810 posts
Posted on 9/14/18 at 12:31 pm to
I would be Aquaman
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
55221 posts
Posted on 9/14/18 at 1:02 pm to
Undercover Brother




Posted by HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
Member since Feb 2017
12458 posts
Posted on 9/14/18 at 1:02 pm to
Here's another question. What happens to the woman if Bruce Banner turns into the Hulk mid stroke? I guess she gets truly smashed.
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 9/14/18 at 1:03 pm to
I guess you've never seen the gif.
This post was edited on 9/14/18 at 1:09 pm
Posted by TrouserTrout
Member since Nov 2017
6425 posts
Posted on 9/14/18 at 1:04 pm to
Donald Trump #MAGA takes a super hero turn around Obummers shite show.
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
18546 posts
Posted on 9/14/18 at 1:05 pm to
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Doctor strange


Strange is uptight and stuck protecting a crystal.

I would be Iron Man since he’s fun, hooks up with hotties, and has fancier richboy toys than Batman. Outside of PTSD from knowing Thanos is coming, he also isn’t dealing with a lot of bullshite.
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 9/14/18 at 1:09 pm to
In that case why not Hancock
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 9/14/18 at 1:35 pm to
Jesus of Nazareth.

Walk on water
Feed poor multitudes



Posted by jackmanusc
Columbia, SC
Member since Apr 2012
3947 posts
Posted on 9/14/18 at 6:15 pm to
So you don’t read the comics then just saw the movies
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
99679 posts
Posted on 9/14/18 at 6:18 pm to
Superman
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