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re: If you could be one already existing superhero, which one would you be?
Posted on 9/14/18 at 12:08 pm to S1C EM
Posted on 9/14/18 at 12:08 pm to S1C EM
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Spawn
Ghost Rider
Deadpool
3 heroes where you're hideously ugly or turn into a fiery skull whenever evil is near you. good to know you're not in it for the ladies.
Posted on 9/14/18 at 12:09 pm to athenslife101
I was always a Wolverine fan, and it would be hard to pick against him.
If not, Superman.
If not, Superman.
Posted on 9/14/18 at 12:10 pm to athenslife101
Whichever one makes you invisible so I can watch women flick their bean
Posted on 9/14/18 at 12:10 pm to athenslife101
The Invisable Man. I can be a pervert and punch people at random.
Edit: We have dirty minds Fourteen28.
Edit: We have dirty minds Fourteen28.
This post was edited on 9/14/18 at 12:12 pm
Posted on 9/14/18 at 12:13 pm to 3nOut
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3 heroes where you're hideously ugly or turn into a fiery skull whenever evil is near you. good to know you're not in it for the ladies.
I have to disagree. You're right on two. Ghost Rider is otherwise quite normal and Venom, well, same.......sorta. If we're talking about being in it for the ladies, then you almost have no choice but to go Cyclops (Jean Grey/Phoenix), Gambit (Rogue) or Wolverine (Jean Grey, Rogue, Psylocke, every heroine with a vag).
Posted on 9/14/18 at 12:20 pm to ShoeBang
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Which spider man can do. There would be lots of "how'd he do THAT!?" on sport center, but just enough where I was the best by a decent margin.
The jukes in the open field would have to be turned down a bit, but just make sure you break a big run or two every game, and youre set.
Under those stipulations. I would be super man and be world's greatest bank robber. Even if the cops "catch you" they aren't going to catch you, and literally just put your glasses back on and everyone's like "hey where did Superman go? Oh hey Clark, where did you come from"
Side note, how did that dumb bitch Lois Lane suck both their cocks and not realize "hey this is the same dick?"
Posted on 9/14/18 at 12:23 pm to 3nOut
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real answer is teleportation. only major character with it is nightcrawler though and then you'd be blue and furry. so it's a wash.
not necessarily
Posted on 9/14/18 at 12:26 pm to Rep520
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I was always a Wolverine fan, and it would be hard to pick against him.
If not, Superman.
This. Even though i hate supes because he is an all powerful being and those make boring characters. Being one is a whole different story.
Posted on 9/14/18 at 12:29 pm to terd ferguson
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Batman is the fricking worst excuse for a superhero... he doesn't even have a super power. He's just a fricking guy with money that has fancy toys.
Batman is a superhero poser.
Posted on 9/14/18 at 1:02 pm to Cheese Grits
Here's another question. What happens to the woman if Bruce Banner turns into the Hulk mid stroke? I guess she gets truly smashed.
Posted on 9/14/18 at 1:03 pm to HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
I guess you've never seen the gif.
This post was edited on 9/14/18 at 1:09 pm
Posted on 9/14/18 at 1:04 pm to athenslife101
Donald Trump #MAGA takes a super hero turn around Obummers shite show.
Posted on 9/14/18 at 1:05 pm to jackmanusc
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Doctor strange
Strange is uptight and stuck protecting a crystal.
I would be Iron Man since he’s fun, hooks up with hotties, and has fancier richboy toys than Batman. Outside of PTSD from knowing Thanos is coming, he also isn’t dealing with a lot of bullshite.
Posted on 9/14/18 at 1:09 pm to StringedInstruments
In that case why not Hancock
Posted on 9/14/18 at 1:35 pm to athenslife101
Jesus of Nazareth.
Walk on water
Feed poor multitudes
Walk on water
Feed poor multitudes
Posted on 9/14/18 at 6:15 pm to StringedInstruments
So you don’t read the comics then just saw the movies
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