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Craziest one nighter story. Go
Posted on 7/29/18 at 10:15 pm
Posted on 7/29/18 at 10:15 pm
My baby sisters’ (twins) dance teacher, who was not that much older at the time, had a girl who was in my high school class. She was always calling and shite and I would never answer. One night I was w 3 of my buddies and we were all drinking and she called me again. She said she was with one of her friends and I could bring someone if I was down. So I said frick it Might as well. So me and one of my buddies left and went to her house where we were greeted with two older women. She took me to her bedroom and my buddy went in his truck with the lady. Needless to say it was a night that will never be forgotten.
This post was edited on 7/29/18 at 10:32 pm
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Posted on 7/29/18 at 10:16 pm to Ludeau
No you go first
Posted on 7/29/18 at 10:17 pm to Ludeau
Solid 3rd post
Posted on 7/29/18 at 10:18 pm to Ludeau
That didnt happen
Posted on 7/29/18 at 10:20 pm to Ludeau
Posted on 7/29/18 at 10:20 pm to Ludeau
quote:Everything that this guy said was bullshite.
Ludeau
Posted on 7/29/18 at 10:20 pm to Ludeau
Can you translate that for that rest of us?
Posted on 7/29/18 at 10:22 pm to Ludeau
We would ask for clarification but then you would have to post, so cool story bro.
Posted on 7/29/18 at 10:24 pm to Ludeau
I woke up and she was still there
Crazy, bruh
Crazy, bruh
Posted on 7/29/18 at 10:24 pm to Ludeau
I had a one nighter with a toilet paper tube.
She split.
She split.
Posted on 7/29/18 at 10:26 pm to Ludeau
One time I was at a Christmas family deal at my house when everyone was over and I went to “the bathroom” to squeeze one out and was using my phone for my pron monitor but I’d forgotten that my phone was also feeding the TV in the den and all my relatives could see what prom I was browsing through...
Not me but someone posted that here a couple of years ago.
Not me but someone posted that here a couple of years ago.
Posted on 7/29/18 at 10:34 pm to Ludeau
Me: early twenties, recent college graduate. It had been a long week so I turn in early on Saturday night. I had just drifted off to sleep when my buddy calls me wanting to grab a few beers. WTF, why not. He picks me up and we head to this joint that makes the Prop Stop look like the Roosevelt Blue Room. We meet some ladies, one of whom is the 39 year old mother of a girl my high school age brother is dating. We end up back at her house. For some reason my buddy and the other chick take the master bedroom, so we end up in the daughter's room, who happens to be visiting her dad that weekend. We spend a wild night, including PIIHB. at some point during the festivities, the bed breaks. I always wondered how she explained that to her daughter.
I sneak out the door about daylight. I run into her a couple of times over the next few months. We both pretend not to recognize each other.
I sneak out the door about daylight. I run into her a couple of times over the next few months. We both pretend not to recognize each other.
Posted on 7/29/18 at 10:50 pm to Ludeau
Posted on 7/29/18 at 10:57 pm to Ludeau
Your post doesn’t make much sense. You need to re word it.
Posted on 7/29/18 at 11:10 pm to Ludeau
Wtf did i just read. Reword this
Posted on 7/29/18 at 11:13 pm to Ludeau
I hesitate to post in the thread of an unknown, but I'll bring my story nonetheless.
Early 90's Mike Tyson (boxing) fights are all the rage. He's beating everyone's arse with the quickness.
Friend and I do a double date and pay to watch this fight pay-per-view at a girls apartment off Brightside.
I spend the night with my girl, and had no idea she was being surveiled by her parents in a lead up to a big intervention to get her shite together. Had no idea she had issues. All we did is have pizza and drink beer all night.
Her big daddy knocked on the door at 6 am with a, how shall we say?, a fervor yet unseen, then bounded up the staircase in all his north La country/cowboy attire, and kicked his pointed boot square in my my arse as I tried to don clothing prior to my attempted departure, rolling down the stairs with my pants halfway up.
Lots of yes sirs and no sirs followed in a very short span of time, but ultimately I was in the clear.
It was the day that would never end for me and my buddies.
Early 90's Mike Tyson (boxing) fights are all the rage. He's beating everyone's arse with the quickness.
Friend and I do a double date and pay to watch this fight pay-per-view at a girls apartment off Brightside.
I spend the night with my girl, and had no idea she was being surveiled by her parents in a lead up to a big intervention to get her shite together. Had no idea she had issues. All we did is have pizza and drink beer all night.
Her big daddy knocked on the door at 6 am with a, how shall we say?, a fervor yet unseen, then bounded up the staircase in all his north La country/cowboy attire, and kicked his pointed boot square in my my arse as I tried to don clothing prior to my attempted departure, rolling down the stairs with my pants halfway up.
Lots of yes sirs and no sirs followed in a very short span of time, but ultimately I was in the clear.
It was the day that would never end for me and my buddies.
Posted on 7/29/18 at 11:24 pm to Ludeau
I had a slump buster who would repeatedly oink in a high pitched sound. Only without the K. Think Oh with a lower inflection at the end. Oin, Oin, Oin.. She was early 30's. Thick on the edge of fat. Obviously terrible by OT standards.
Pulled her out of this Houston bar called Prague in the early 2000's. She intermittently made that sound then would legit start talking to me mid bang. Like conversation. Which I didn't reciprocate. Then back to the Oining. Then back to talking. Oining, Talking.
After we finished she kept talking.. So I acted like I went to sleep. She kept on blabbering for at least 15 minutes which felt like forever. Then she asked if I was awake a good 10 times. Finally accepted it an went to sleep. Weird arse chick.
Pulled her out of this Houston bar called Prague in the early 2000's. She intermittently made that sound then would legit start talking to me mid bang. Like conversation. Which I didn't reciprocate. Then back to the Oining. Then back to talking. Oining, Talking.
After we finished she kept talking.. So I acted like I went to sleep. She kept on blabbering for at least 15 minutes which felt like forever. Then she asked if I was awake a good 10 times. Finally accepted it an went to sleep. Weird arse chick.
This post was edited on 7/30/18 at 12:05 am
Posted on 7/30/18 at 4:01 am to Ludeau
Posted on 7/30/18 at 6:16 am to Ludeau
quote:
Craziest one nighter story
quote:
She took me to her bedroom and my buddy went in his truck with the lady
This post was edited on 7/30/18 at 6:17 am
Posted on 7/30/18 at 6:31 am to Ludeau
A prostitute named Pony down in the village of Kareng Pangi, Indonesian. She was a red haired beauty. Didn't speak English or any human languages. Very famous Orangutan down in those parts.
Just kidding. I didn't pay to frick a monkey. It's not like they got bills to pay. Stupid ape.
Just kidding. I didn't pay to frick a monkey. It's not like they got bills to pay. Stupid ape.
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