re: Whats you worst airplane experience?

the most angry I have been was at a gate ticket taker in Chicago. Although the wife and I had different boarding zones I figured we could board together like we did in New Orleans with no issue. The bitch in Chicago got on the intercom and said "apparently people from Louisiana don't know how to count" and called me out in front of everyone

international flight to Costa Rica my buddy across the aisle farted, it smelled a lot worse than he thought it would, flight attendant though it was me because I was laughing and sprayed me down with lysol. I was not happy at the time but looking back it's kind of funny.