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Posted on 7/10/18 at 10:35 pm to DarthRebel
I wondered when someone would reference the imgur/Reddit thread.
I considered transcribing that joke....,but figured it was too close to ban worthy.
I considered transcribing that joke....,but figured it was too close to ban worthy.
This post was edited on 7/10/18 at 10:36 pm
Posted on 7/10/18 at 10:36 pm to Tyga Woods
Where did Susie go during the bombing??
Everywhere
What’s yellow,black,and can’t swim??
A school bus full of children in the lake
Everywhere
What’s yellow,black,and can’t swim??
A school bus full of children in the lake
Posted on 7/10/18 at 10:38 pm to Volvagia
quote:
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I wondered when someone would reference the imgur/Reddit thread.
I considered transcribing that joke....,but figured it was too close to ban worthy.
Thought those are the safe ones, not touching white on top one
Posted on 7/10/18 at 10:42 pm to Tyga Woods
I liked the 2nd joke I must admit.
Posted on 7/10/18 at 11:20 pm to Tyga Woods
Seriously fricked up, but anyone remember the old Christopher Reeves song which was sung to the tune of the Superman Theme from the OG movies?
I’m Christopher Reeves
I need a machine to breathe
Can’t feel my legs
SHELL OF A MAN!
Confined to a chair
I just sit and stare
I guess I should just
KILL MYSELF
I’m Christopher Reeves
I need a machine to breathe
Can’t feel my legs
SHELL OF A MAN!
Confined to a chair
I just sit and stare
I guess I should just
KILL MYSELF
Posted on 7/10/18 at 11:30 pm to LaBR4
I laughed harder than I should have.
Posted on 7/10/18 at 11:52 pm to Tyga Woods
How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her?
They re-arranged the furniture.
How did Helen Keller’s maid punish her?
She left the plunger in the toilet.
They re-arranged the furniture.
How did Helen Keller’s maid punish her?
She left the plunger in the toilet.
Posted on 7/11/18 at 1:02 am to Tyga Woods
quote:
What is the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
Goddammit, DavidtheGnome quits posting shite jokes and you decide to take up his slack?
Posted on 7/11/18 at 1:04 am to TheFonz
How did Helen Keller masturbate?
She rubbed herself with one hand and moaned with the other.
How do you change a fruit into a vegetable?
Turn a 600 pound white tiger loose on him.
Did you know that Princess Diana suffered from dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment.
What's the most positive thing in Africa?
HIV
She rubbed herself with one hand and moaned with the other.
How do you change a fruit into a vegetable?
Turn a 600 pound white tiger loose on him.
Did you know that Princess Diana suffered from dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment.
What's the most positive thing in Africa?
HIV
This post was edited on 7/11/18 at 1:25 am
Posted on 7/11/18 at 1:12 am to Tyga Woods
What’s the difference between an Iraqi School and a Terrorist Training Camp?
I don’t know, I’m just a drone pilot.
I don’t know, I’m just a drone pilot.
Posted on 7/11/18 at 2:01 am to EastBankTiger
quote:
How did Helen Keller masturbate?
She read her own lips
FIFY
Posted on 7/11/18 at 4:59 am to Tyga Woods
It's Christopher REEVE, dammit!
Posted on 7/11/18 at 7:42 am to Tyga Woods
Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife?
No? Neither has he.
No? Neither has he.
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