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Hot receptionist at my CPA’s office
Posted on 6/18/18 at 11:00 pm
Posted on 6/18/18 at 11:00 pm
There’s this hottie that works for my CPA...been there for a couple of years. Late twenties. Huge rack. Anyway, I go to drop some stuff off and she says “Hey Tyga, you were in my dream last night lulz!” I responded “Boo, you know I’m married lolololol” She said “not like that, big cat. We were here at the office, totally innocent.” I followed up with “well damn, that’s not fun or exciting.” Then she told me my zipper was down a little bit which makes me believe she was drawn to Tyga’s wood. And Tyga would give her wood. Believe dat. Anyway, later this afternoon she calls and tells me I need to sign some things. Headed there in the morning. Should I bring rubbers or nah?
This post was edited on 6/18/18 at 11:02 pm
Posted on 6/18/18 at 11:02 pm to Tyga Woods
I imagine you creeped her out.
Posted on 6/18/18 at 11:02 pm to Tyga Woods
She’s down with jon’s Ham
Posted on 6/18/18 at 11:02 pm to Tyga Woods
bring rubbers and bail money.
Posted on 6/18/18 at 11:03 pm to Tyga Woods
Def put a rubber on your phone before you fire up the FarmVille
Posted on 6/18/18 at 11:03 pm to Tyga Woods
if you would have just played farmville this story would be much better
Posted on 6/18/18 at 11:03 pm to Chad504boy
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She’s down with jon’s Ham
That guy is a clown, bro
Posted on 6/18/18 at 11:04 pm to airfernando
I can’t decide if I care less about your story or those innocent rappers that were murdered.
Though when someone refers to themselves as Tyga, y’all may not be that different.
Though when someone refers to themselves as Tyga, y’all may not be that different.
This post was edited on 6/18/18 at 11:05 pm
Posted on 6/18/18 at 11:04 pm to Tyga Woods
Probably should. She might want to use them on her strap-on while she pegs your nasty arse. Probably should bring some lube too.
Posted on 6/18/18 at 11:04 pm to Tyga Woods
I'm gonna hand it to you, you've got better game than Pecker.
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Should I bring rubbers or nah?
Posted on 6/18/18 at 11:06 pm to Tyga Woods
Why do threads like this occur without pics? This is bull shite.
Posted on 6/18/18 at 11:07 pm to A Menace to Sobriety
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Why do threads like this occur without pics? This is bull shite.
I understand. I’ll take pics of her in the a.m. That wouldn’t be creepy, would it?
Posted on 6/18/18 at 11:11 pm to Tyga Woods
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I understand. I’ll take pics of her in the a.m. That wouldn’t be creepy, would it?
Only creepy if you don’t let her know what you’re doing and ask her to look at the camera.
Posted on 6/18/18 at 11:16 pm to Tyga Woods
You microcheated on your wife. Better ask that CPA for Swiss bank account referrals quick
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