re: Anyone on here ever 'broke' you dick?

I had this one chick sucking and jerking it once. Great mouth but her hands were going crazy. It felt like she was trying to do origami on my penis. fricking chick was batshit, anywho...cut to almost ejaculating into her mouth. She's jerking it and all of the sudden she abruptly jerks down real hard. Now old sack here is uncircumcised and when she went down (as if she was in some sort of arm wrestling contest). The teather in which my foreskin is attached to my helmet, almost ripped off. A penis isn't supposed to take on the shape of an upside down "U". After that I just finished myself off, made sure to get most of it in her hair too. It's not a toy you fricking c/unt.

That's my almost broken penis story.

I deposed a guy one time and he told me about his "broke" dick... apparently it is some that you can fully recover from. Be careful guys, no "over-stroking"

I had a drunk ex fall off the side of the bed one time when she was on top of me, bent my pecker at a right angle and there was a popping sound and sensation like it dislocated from my body for a second.

Scary times.

I injured it during some over the top stuff a few years ago. I left it alone for about a week and it healed up on its own. Hurt really bad to get a boner.

I thought I was benched for good. I've never been that panicked before. Including the time I got attacked by a pit bull. This was worse than that.