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Anyone on here ever 'broke' you dick?
Posted on 6/3/18 at 11:43 pm
Posted on 6/3/18 at 11:43 pm
The medical term is Penile Fracture. A good friend had this happen to him years ago and he just recently admitted it to our group of friends. He had to have a pump put in years ago and actually was able to have children and live on. He is now divorced and was a very bitter one. The pump has malfunctioned over the last several years and after spending thousands of dollars fixing it he has all but given up.
He is a good friend and has a great business and you'd never now but he dropped that bombshell on us this weekend. He doesn't want to date out of embarrassment and is becoming a loner. Any help from doctors or anyone with experience in this please all the advice will help.
He is a good friend and has a great business and you'd never now but he dropped that bombshell on us this weekend. He doesn't want to date out of embarrassment and is becoming a loner. Any help from doctors or anyone with experience in this please all the advice will help.
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Posted on 6/3/18 at 11:44 pm to MrBigStuff
I knew a guy who snapped it during his honeymoon. Legendary in the Birmingham area......
This post was edited on 6/3/18 at 11:48 pm
Posted on 6/3/18 at 11:45 pm to MrBigStuff
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MrBigStuff
Sorry to hear, might need to request a name change now.
Posted on 6/3/18 at 11:45 pm to MrBigStuff
Happens when the woman is on top.
Posted on 6/3/18 at 11:48 pm to MrBigStuff
Damn.
Email him a link to the "heal like Wolverine" thread. There is a compound that is either a miracle or snake oil for cartilage and tendons. He'll just have to inject it into his dick. No problem.
Email him a link to the "heal like Wolverine" thread. There is a compound that is either a miracle or snake oil for cartilage and tendons. He'll just have to inject it into his dick. No problem.
Posted on 6/3/18 at 11:48 pm to MrBigStuff
Asking for a friend huh? Suuuure
Posted on 6/3/18 at 11:51 pm to MrBigStuff
You should blow him to make him feel better.
Posted on 6/3/18 at 11:55 pm to MrBigStuff
I have a number of friends that I refer to as "broke dicks"....but that doesn't have anything to do with any penis fracture...
Posted on 6/3/18 at 11:57 pm to MrBigStuff
Last night your mom was riding me so hard it broke in two.
Posted on 6/4/18 at 12:02 am to MrBigStuff
Tell him to change his name to Colonel Angus
Posted on 6/4/18 at 12:02 am to MrBigStuff
quote:
Anyone on here ever 'broke' you dick?
No, but there's a couple I'd let try.
Posted on 6/4/18 at 12:07 am to MrBigStuff
Sounds like your anus has caused this guy a lot of pain and suffering.
Posted on 6/4/18 at 12:07 am to MrBigStuff
I broke my dick about 5 years ago.
Couldn't maintain an erections without it hurting so bad I would scream.
Found out it wasn't broken after all, but I had a weird term called Peyronie's Disease.
It hurt like a mother freaker.
Luckily it healed on its own. Some scary shite. Now I'm back batting 9
Couldn't maintain an erections without it hurting so bad I would scream.
Found out it wasn't broken after all, but I had a weird term called Peyronie's Disease.
It hurt like a mother freaker.
Luckily it healed on its own. Some scary shite. Now I'm back batting 9
Posted on 6/4/18 at 12:09 am to MrBigStuff
no. don’t believe.
Posted on 6/4/18 at 12:52 am to MrBigStuff
Was smashing once, trying to hit with the fury of god as it was my first time with this girl and she wasn't entirely impressed with our first session. Something popped or snapped though and hurt immediately, went to the bathroom to try and piss and blood ended up coming out, got light headed and passed out in the bathroom. Was sore a few days but never got seen for it, and nothing lingering from it.
This post was edited on 6/4/18 at 12:53 am
Posted on 6/4/18 at 1:36 am to MrBigStuff
How did he fracture it?
Posted on 6/4/18 at 1:48 am to MrBigStuff
Sounds painful. Almost as painful as the term "Penile Degloving"
Edit:Google If you don't know. But beware
Edit:Google If you don't know. But beware
This post was edited on 6/4/18 at 1:59 am
Posted on 6/4/18 at 1:53 am to TennesseeFan25
Nothing big, just backup from her bleeding into your scrotum.
You should be fine with your aid.
You should be fine with your aid.
Posted on 6/4/18 at 5:15 am to reo45
quote:
Anyone on here ever 'broke' you dick?
Not me, but had a 2K+ bull that did.
Was ground meat after that. 
Posted on 6/4/18 at 6:05 am to fishfighter
You ate a bull's broken dickburger? 
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