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What would be your ten commandments?

Posted on 5/8/18 at 10:44 am
Posted by tiggerthetooth
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Posted on 5/8/18 at 10:44 am
Let's say you were given the task of creating 10 rules by which society had to abide by, what would be your rules? What moral codes would you implement to keep society civil?


Posted by ellishughtiger
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Posted on 5/8/18 at 10:46 am to
Opposite whatever the first 10 amendments are because deplorables...
Posted by LZ83
La
Member since Sep 2016
17446 posts
Posted on 5/8/18 at 10:47 am to
What’s yours first?
Posted by tiggerthetooth
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Posted on 5/8/18 at 10:49 am to
quote:

What’s yours first?


Just the regular ten commandments suffice for me.
Posted by LarryDavid
Los Angeles
Member since Sep 2010
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Posted on 5/8/18 at 10:49 am to
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
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Posted on 5/8/18 at 10:50 am to
Thou shall not talk about their wife/GF/sister on TD without posting pics
Posted by Peepdip
Member since Aug 2016
4946 posts
Posted on 5/8/18 at 10:50 am to
1. Don’t blindly follow religion just because that’s how you were raised
2. Never watch the Big Bang theory. It’s not funny
3. Don’t try to bring up politics at every opportunity possible
4. If you listen to modern pop country you must be euthanized
5. No one thinks your cool for driving a big truck (this ones not really a rule, just a fact)

Thats all I have so far
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
38186 posts
Posted on 5/8/18 at 10:51 am to
1) all midgets must fight to the death for the entertainment of the tallies

2) All prisoners must fight to the death for the entertainment of all non prisoners

3) all siblings must flight to the death for the entertainment of their parents.

4) mandatory pre fight cocaine drips


Basically real life celebrity death match. Except with everyone. Not just celebrities.
Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 5/8/18 at 10:52 am to
1. Weed is legal
2. Dorritos are free for eveyone.
3. Um. World peace?
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
22281 posts
Posted on 5/8/18 at 10:54 am to
How about this:

1. Be a good person.

That should pretty much cover everything. Can't steal and consider yourself a good person. Can't kill a person and consider yourself good.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
64311 posts
Posted on 5/8/18 at 10:54 am to
quote:

. Be a good person.


You have to redefine what a "good" person is in this new society.
Posted by Displaced
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Posted on 5/8/18 at 10:55 am to
1) Dylan
2) Dylan
3) Dylan
4) Dylan
5) Dylan
Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 5/8/18 at 10:55 am to
quote:

How about this:

1. Be a good person.




Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
Posted by CatsGoneWild
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Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 5/8/18 at 10:55 am to
I would keep the 10 commandments the same
Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 5/8/18 at 10:55 am to
quote:

1) Dylan
2) Dylan
3) Dylan
4) Dylan
5) Dylan


He spits hot fire.
Posted by Marlbud
Member since Jun 2017
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Posted on 5/8/18 at 10:56 am to
Some folks need killing so Thou shall not kill needs to go.
Posted by SSpaniel
Germantown
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 5/8/18 at 10:56 am to
quote:

What would be your ten commandments?


I'd stick with the ones we already have.
Posted by StupidBinder
Jawja
Member since Oct 2017
6392 posts
Posted on 5/8/18 at 10:57 am to
Love your neighbor as you love yourself.

IMO, that’s all you need.
Posted by LSUZombie
A Cemetery Near You
Member since Apr 2008
29665 posts
Posted on 5/8/18 at 10:58 am to
The 11 Commandments of the Church of Satan are actually pretty solid:

1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.

3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.

4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.

5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.

6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.

7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained. (This one is a little out there compared to the others)

8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

9. Do not harm little children.

10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.
Posted by LSUcajun77
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2008
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Posted on 5/8/18 at 10:58 am to
quote:

Peepdip


quote:

No one thinks your cool



6. Don’t correct someone’s spelling in another thread and then frick up your own spelling in another.
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