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re: Kingwood is the safest place to live in Houston
Posted on 4/1/18 at 5:25 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Posted on 4/1/18 at 5:25 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
quote:
You are an entirely new level of stupid on this board.
So obviously you have interest in Kingwood? Or maybe you work for the City of Houston?
Posted on 4/1/18 at 7:44 pm to yellowfin
I wouldn’t know. I’m responsible and get to work early.
Posted on 4/1/18 at 7:48 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
sounds like someone is an employee and not an employer
Posted on 4/1/18 at 7:49 pm to OWLFAN86
I’m an employee
But I’m tall and athletic enough to be an OTer
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But I’m tall and athletic enough to be an OTer
Posted on 4/1/18 at 7:51 pm to biglego
quote:i know several OT'ards not a one I would call
But I’m tall and athletic enough to be an OTer
quote:
athletic
Posted on 4/1/18 at 7:52 pm to OWLFAN86
quote:
i know several OT'ards not a one I would call
Fat and ugly people tend to hang out with one another.
Posted on 4/1/18 at 7:54 pm to ThatMakesSense
quote:yes but, Im the good looking one by comparison
Fat and ugly people tend to hang out with one another.
Posted on 4/1/18 at 7:56 pm to OWLFAN86
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yes but, Im the good looking one by comparison
That's like being the most reatrded person in a room full of smart people.
Posted on 4/1/18 at 8:06 pm to GeorgePaton
quote:
Personally I know of a friend who lived in Kingwood. Two of his sons (great boys) were brutally beaten while playing a game of one-on-one basketball on his driveway. Thugs got out of a car and just beat the heck out of those boys. Random violence. Apparently it was gang related.....some kind of gang initiation. Needless to say my friend moved out of Kingwood. Or how about that poor guy leaving to catch an early morning flight out of Bush. He takes Northpark and stops at a redlight at 59. Car pulls up behind him, one in the front, so he's boxed in. Next thing he knows a guy in the front car gets out, walks up to his car,and pumps bullets into him. He's lucky, bleeding and losing consciousness he makes it to Kingwood Hospital right off 59 South down the road.
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Posted on 4/1/18 at 8:08 pm to OWLFAN86
Early bird gets the worm. While you’re nursing your Boone’s Hill hangover I’ve got vessels of LNG worth millions headed to Japan.
Posted on 4/1/18 at 8:10 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
quote:agreed
He's lucky, bleeding and losing consciousness he makes it to Kingwood Hospital right off 59 South down the road.
with Kingwoods traffic no way in hell he makes it to 59 alive
Posted on 4/1/18 at 8:11 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
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I’ve got vessels of LNG worth millions headed to Japan.
Oh boy, here we go.
Posted on 4/1/18 at 8:12 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
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I’ve got vessels of LNG worth millions headed to Japan.
Human trafficking is nothing to gloat about.
Posted on 4/1/18 at 8:12 pm to OWLFAN86
My 3rd grader makes up more believable stories
Posted on 4/1/18 at 8:12 pm to Janky
quote:
Here we go.
You’d fit right in over in Japan.
Posted on 4/1/18 at 8:13 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
quote:i use direct flights
I’ve got vessels of LNG worth millions headed to Japan.
not outdated boats
Posted on 4/1/18 at 8:13 pm to KirkLazarus
quote:
Urban Dictionary: Kingwood
For those who want Kingwood summed up for them.
Holy shite, that is awesome. And accurate!
Posted on 4/1/18 at 8:14 pm to ThatMakesSense
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Human trafficking is nothing to gloat about.
What rock have you been living under? How’s the gig sweeping up popcorn kernels at the dollar cinema?
This post was edited on 4/1/18 at 8:15 pm
Posted on 4/1/18 at 8:16 pm to OWLFAN86
I’m not on the vessel silly lad
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