People who take dumps in urinals

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Desperate times call for desperate measure baw.

Can't say I have ever heard of anyone doing this...I think I'd run outside and shite in the parking lot before I did such a thing...

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Funny or menace to society?

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Sorry baw, your friends are right and you are wrong. You were a complete prick to do that last night and should feel much shame.

I did this as part of a dare in college. It was in a gas station bathroom. One of the employees walked in while I was doing it and started yelling at me. I jumped off the urinal and he told me to get the frick out of his store. I was like "dude I need to wipe" but he was pissed and kept insisting that I leave. I ignored him and went and wiped my arse in the stall. When I got done he told me that he had called the police. I ran out the store, jumped in my buddy's car and we left before the cops showed up. A couple weeks later I went back to that gas station to get some cigs and the same employee was working the counter and he recognized me and started yelling again. I remember saying "Yeah well at least I didn't have to clean doo doo out of a urinal!" before leaving. I never went back to that station.

In high school gym class there was a guy who went took a dookie in the urinal and the gym teacher caught him in the act with his pants down with the turd in the urinal. Kid got in so much trouble. Gym teacher is the AD at Woodlawn now.

I've never even heard another person mention this as a thing. You must hang out in rough neighborhoods.

#me#2