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re: For Episcopalians, God is Officially Gender Fluid (or whatever)
Posted on 2/6/18 at 1:50 pm to OMLandshark
Posted on 2/6/18 at 1:50 pm to OMLandshark
Exactly. So the Lord's Prayer will Be"Thy person who art in heaven"??
It's crazy. There is so much definitive scripture in the Bible that leaves no interpretation - the Holy Trinity is the Father, the Son, and The Holy Ghost. There's just no getting around that if you call yourself a Christian.
If you can't get on board with that, you need to start your own religion and leave mine alone.
It's crazy. There is so much definitive scripture in the Bible that leaves no interpretation - the Holy Trinity is the Father, the Son, and The Holy Ghost. There's just no getting around that if you call yourself a Christian.
If you can't get on board with that, you need to start your own religion and leave mine alone.
This post was edited on 2/6/18 at 1:54 pm
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Posted on 2/6/18 at 2:21 pm to HaveMercy
quote:Coming soon to an Episcopalian church near you:
Exactly. So the Lord's Prayer will Be"Thy person who art in heaven"??
It's crazy. They is so much definitive scripture in the Bible that leaves no interpretation. That the Holy Spirit is the Father, the Son, and The Holy Ghost.
If you can't get on board with that, you need to start your own religion and leave mine alone.
The Bible: Rebooted
Forge your own path to the truth
Suggested film adaptation cast
God the Parent: Oprah
She-Jesus: Hillary Clinton
Mary: Bill Clinton in drag
Josephine: Sarah Silverman
The Apostle Paula: Ellen DeGeneres
Jane the Baptist: Amy Schumer
Mary Magdalene: Huma Abadin
Wise Woman #1: Michelle Obama in drag
Wise Woman #2: Nancy Pelosi
Wise Woman #3: Maxine Waters
Judas: Kellyanne Conway
Pontius Pilate: Donald Trump
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