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Posted on 1/4/18 at 7:19 am to TigerFanInSouthland
This thread is really bringing out the closeted fantasies...
Posted on 1/4/18 at 7:23 am to RFK
I smuggled an Ameiva lizard from Puerto Rico onto a cruise ship and then a plane from Miami to New Orleans by hiding it in a camera case in my coat pocket, so I’m going to say yes.
This post was edited on 1/4/18 at 7:26 am
Posted on 1/4/18 at 7:36 am to RFK
Now I'm hiding in Honduras
I'm a desperate man
Send lawyers, guns and money
The shite has hit the fan
I'm a desperate man
Send lawyers, guns and money
The shite has hit the fan
Posted on 1/4/18 at 8:07 am to RFK
If you're gonna try it put them in your luggage that goes under the plane. Also tear off the labels put them in a zip loc bag or something. Can't prove they're Cuban then
Posted on 1/4/18 at 8:11 am to TigrrrDad
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I smuggled an Ameiva lizard from Puerto Rico onto a cruise ship and then a plane from Miami to New Orleans by hiding it in a camera case in my coat pocket, so I’m going to say yes.
Posted on 1/4/18 at 8:23 am to RFK
Yes you can. And don’t bother changing the wrappers as some have suggested.
When I was in Havana last year I bought tons to bring home. US customs said nothing.
When I was in Havana last year I bought tons to bring home. US customs said nothing.
Posted on 1/4/18 at 8:24 am to AbitaFan08
quote:why do you hate America?
When I was in Havana last year
Posted on 1/4/18 at 8:33 am to Eric Stratton
No need to hide it, it is legal.
Posted on 1/4/18 at 8:37 am to Rouge
Gentrifying Cuba = Loving America
Posted on 1/4/18 at 8:42 am to RFK
Just offer one to the Customs Agent. He will appreciate you and let you slide on through with no problems.
Posted on 1/4/18 at 9:19 am to ThatMakesSense
I was a kid, on my senior cruise. Visited El Morro and there were these big lizards running around standing up on their back legs. Spent half the day trying to catch one, then finally caught a couple. Brought the biggest one onto the ship and kept it in the ice bucket with a towel over the top and a belt wrapped around the bucket to hold the towel on. On the last day when I was at breakfast, the cabin steward opened the bucket and it jumped out. Guy freaked out. When I got back to the room there were ship officials and customs officers in the room. I denied everything amd said someone must have pranked us. When they finally left the room, I found the lizard under the bed. Put him in the camera case and hid out until we disembarked from the ship.
On the flight to Miami, our school made us all wear suits, but on the flight home they let us wear anything. Everyone else was in shorts and t-shirts, but I was the only guy in a suit because I had the camera case hidden in a pocket on the inside of my coat. One of my teachers found out when we got back to New Orleans and said it would have been a $10,000 fine if I got caught smuggling a live animal.
On the flight to Miami, our school made us all wear suits, but on the flight home they let us wear anything. Everyone else was in shorts and t-shirts, but I was the only guy in a suit because I had the camera case hidden in a pocket on the inside of my coat. One of my teachers found out when we got back to New Orleans and said it would have been a $10,000 fine if I got caught smuggling a live animal.
This post was edited on 1/4/18 at 9:21 am
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