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re: What's the absolute worst thing that can happen to you during sex?
Posted on 12/29/17 at 12:56 am to RollTide1987
Posted on 12/29/17 at 12:56 am to RollTide1987
Me and a couple buddies went on a cruise with my family shortly after HS graduation. We partied. One of them met a girl and fricked her by the pool one night. He got her number and she planned to fly from Georgia (she went to UGA) to stay at our place.
Fast forward to the week before freshman year at LSU. I take UGA fricker with me to Nola to party with my girlfriend and her slut friend the night before we need to pick up UGA girl from MSY. Naturally, my guy bangs slut friend. Otw to the airport, he confides in me that he thinks his dick is broken. I laugh it off and we go about our day. He assured me something was wrong after he "missed" while throwing it in from behind. I tell him to deal with it.
The night UGA girl left (a day earlier than planned) and after seeing him treat her like shite the whole time, I ask WTF his deal was. Without saying a word, he whips out the blackest, most bruised and fricked up cock and balls I had ever seen. I might have cried a little. He gives me the "that's WTF is wrong with me" look. I haven't stopped fricking with him about it since.
Fast forward to the week before freshman year at LSU. I take UGA fricker with me to Nola to party with my girlfriend and her slut friend the night before we need to pick up UGA girl from MSY. Naturally, my guy bangs slut friend. Otw to the airport, he confides in me that he thinks his dick is broken. I laugh it off and we go about our day. He assured me something was wrong after he "missed" while throwing it in from behind. I tell him to deal with it.
The night UGA girl left (a day earlier than planned) and after seeing him treat her like shite the whole time, I ask WTF his deal was. Without saying a word, he whips out the blackest, most bruised and fricked up cock and balls I had ever seen. I might have cried a little. He gives me the "that's WTF is wrong with me" look. I haven't stopped fricking with him about it since.
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Posted on 12/29/17 at 7:18 am to GRTiger
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Otw to the airport, he confides in me that he thinks his dick is broken. I laugh it off and we go about our day. He assured me something was wrong after he "missed" while throwing it in from behind. I tell him to deal with it.
A lot of people don't realize that even though it's not a "bone" it can still break. My wife is a nurse and she gets patients with this problem not infrequently. Most of the time it's from a "girl on top" situation where the girl is treating it like a pogo stick. It slips, and hangs on her inner thigh, and snap goes the snake.
Posted on 12/29/17 at 7:39 am to GRTiger
Have a buddy that was being rode by his GF. Story is she got a little carried a way and took the upstroke a little too far and slammed back down and he heard an audible pop. Next morning he wakes up and his sack is the size of a football and purple. Had to go get drained. Said is was painful AF
Of course he married her.
Of course he married her.
Posted on 12/29/17 at 10:02 am to GRTiger
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Without saying a word, he whips out the blackest, most bruised and fricked up cock and balls I had ever seen.
How many have you seen?
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