re: Rank the Star Wars Movies

Anyone who calls Star Wars “a new hope” should be thrown into a volcano

That is correct

1) 5
2) 4
3) 3
4) 6
5) 7
6) 8
7) 1
8) 2

I thought that went without saying

The special editions are unwatchable

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1) Empire Strikes Back
2) Return of the Jedi
3) A New Hope
4) Rogue One

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1. Empire Strikes Back
2. A New Hope

(Those maybe should be frozen in Carbonite and preserved as the entire series, like Godfather I and II...and similar parrallel, II is better than I.)

3. Return of the Jedi - Rogue One

I didn't really like Rogue One all that much...but I just still can't reconcile the Ewoks all these years later. At least Rogue One felt like it was an adult picture and not just there to sell toys.

4. TFA - didn't like it at all. I guess it gets bonus points for feeling more true to the originals than the prequels but that's because it was a fanboy picture that just mimicked the original.

5. Prequels - watched one, half of another, half of another - this is like the Soviets when they would erase history and airbrush people out of pictures. All these pictures need to be airbrushed out, they are nonsensical and dialogue is like a Commodore 64 wrote it and the acting is cardboard stiff.

I think I’m able to get past all the flaws and shite strictly because it’s a starwars movie. I’ll honestly like any starwars movie. The Rey Kylo fighting the guards was absolutely aswesome. The whole audience was going nuts.

You are a disease

You are a disease as well

The sad part is that the Han Solo movie is going to be horrendous.