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Posted on 10/5/17 at 9:45 pm to DeltaDoc
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You have a dude that went to massage therapy school (which is not exactly taxing academically or discriminating in who they accept).
Your better massage schools teach the 11th digit massage method.
Posted on 10/5/17 at 9:59 pm to Volkosoby
Reminds me of a joke.
A young drop dead beautiful blonde walks into Dr. Boudreaux's office and tells him that she needs a work physical because she was just offered a job.
Dr. Boudreaux tells her to get undressed and they can proceed. She takes off her clothes and Dr. Boudreaux's mouth drops. He says, "Okay, let me first examine your breasts to see if they're okay." So he grabs and kneads her beautiful breasts for several minutes and says, "Aw sha, your breasts are in perfect shape. In fact, that's the nicest breasts I've ever seen."
She says, "Why thank you doctor."
So Dr. Boudreaux tells her to turn around so he can check her buttocks and legs. She turns around and he feels her butt and legs for several minutes and says, "Mais damn, that's the healthiest butt and legs I've ever seen."
She says, "Why thank you doctor."
Then Dr. Boudreaux tells her to lay down on the table on her back and spread her legs so he can examine "her lady parts". So she lays down and spreads her legs.
Dr. Boudreaux says, "I'm gonna have to numb it before I examine it." So she says, "Okay, do what you have to do."
So Dr. Boudreaux leans over and puts his mouth on that beautiful poon and goes "Num num num num num!"
A young drop dead beautiful blonde walks into Dr. Boudreaux's office and tells him that she needs a work physical because she was just offered a job.
Dr. Boudreaux tells her to get undressed and they can proceed. She takes off her clothes and Dr. Boudreaux's mouth drops. He says, "Okay, let me first examine your breasts to see if they're okay." So he grabs and kneads her beautiful breasts for several minutes and says, "Aw sha, your breasts are in perfect shape. In fact, that's the nicest breasts I've ever seen."
She says, "Why thank you doctor."
So Dr. Boudreaux tells her to turn around so he can check her buttocks and legs. She turns around and he feels her butt and legs for several minutes and says, "Mais damn, that's the healthiest butt and legs I've ever seen."
She says, "Why thank you doctor."
Then Dr. Boudreaux tells her to lay down on the table on her back and spread her legs so he can examine "her lady parts". So she lays down and spreads her legs.
Dr. Boudreaux says, "I'm gonna have to numb it before I examine it." So she says, "Okay, do what you have to do."
So Dr. Boudreaux leans over and puts his mouth on that beautiful poon and goes "Num num num num num!"
This post was edited on 10/5/17 at 10:00 pm
Posted on 10/5/17 at 10:02 pm to Volkosoby
Habtamu been on the Pornhub.
Posted on 10/5/17 at 10:10 pm to Volkosoby
quote:I'd let just about anyone lick me for $25 million.
accused of abusing four women and is now being sued - along with his ex-employer, Envy Massage, for more than $25 million
Posted on 10/5/17 at 10:21 pm to SlapahoeTribe
Habatmu can lick my butt hole for 25 mil if he wants to.
Posted on 10/5/17 at 10:44 pm to Volkosoby
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It also claims that Gebreselassie had previously abused other female patrons of Massage Envy, and that the company had moved him to new locations as a response, rather than firing him.
There is another organization that moves sex offenders around from place to place instead of dealing with them. Their name has momentarily slipped my mind. Help please?
This post was edited on 10/5/17 at 10:45 pm
Posted on 10/5/17 at 10:46 pm to jdd48
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Guy has watched too much porn.
Heard he's picking up shifts as a pizza deliver guy now, we'll see how that lasts. Soon the only job he'll be able to get will be a pool boy
Posted on 10/5/17 at 10:55 pm to Revelator
quote:
There is another organization that moves sex offenders around from place to place instead of dealing with them. Their name has momentarily slipped my mind. Help please?
Catholic Church?
Baylor University?
Fox News?
Pakistan?
Saudi Arabia?
Posted on 10/5/17 at 11:06 pm to Volkosoby
We need a pic of the vagina. It may have been inevitable.
Posted on 10/5/17 at 11:07 pm to Volkosoby
So that's what Tiger has been doing
Posted on 10/5/17 at 11:09 pm to Volkosoby
This shite is unbelievable.
Posted on 10/5/17 at 11:10 pm to Volkosoby
This post was edited on 10/5/17 at 11:11 pm
Posted on 10/5/17 at 11:10 pm to Volkosoby
Honestly, I probably wouldn't be able to help myself. I mean the whole massage thing was always my go to foreplay.
Posted on 10/5/17 at 11:14 pm to Volkosoby
Looks like the Somalian pirate from Captain Phillips.
Posted on 10/5/17 at 11:25 pm to Volkosoby
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This post was edited on 11/16/21 at 5:09 pm
Posted on 10/5/17 at 11:36 pm to Volkosoby
this bitch wants $25 Mil?! that's fricking crazy. I bet she's gonna get rich off this shite and settle out of court for half that. I'm sorry, but something needs to be done about ridiculous lawsuit settlements.
Posted on 10/5/17 at 11:40 pm to Big12fan
quote:
Pakistan?
Saudi Arabia?
there is no sexual assault in middle east, only woman who need lesson for being immodest.
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