re: Have you ever hit a car or house?

I hit some nerd's house in northern Cali yesterday. Smoked his window and had him come out of the house like a crazy bitch throwing a fit and crying like a child. He said I owed him money. I asked him to meet me at Sonic and he ran off to write an email instead.

He talked like a fig and his shite was pretty retarded. It's cool though, he snapped a picture of me and muh baws for fap material later. I flexed my calf for his wife and flicked a cig at his dog. Dude looked weak AF.