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Is Kim Jung Fat arse coming to the U.N. General Assembly?
Posted on 9/18/17 at 1:08 pm
Posted on 9/18/17 at 1:08 pm
Does he have the nuts to show up and face the world or is he going to stay in Daddy's shadow and continue to threaten humanity?
Come on fatty, I dare you to show up.
Come on fatty, I dare you to show up.
Posted on 9/18/17 at 1:11 pm to bamarep
Does Iran still have a seat on the U.N. Women's Rights Commission? They are always full of Israel hate and the UN joins them. The UN is a mess.
Posted on 9/18/17 at 1:14 pm to bamarep
I don't think the Kim family ever leave North Korea. Daddy I think crossed into China on occasion for medical treatment. There was a rumor a year or two ago that Rocket Man was supposed to attend Russia's annual Victory Parade in Moscow but that apparently didn't pan out. I dont think Kim trusts anyone to keep the home fires burning while he is away. If they let him out they may not let him back in.
This post was edited on 9/18/17 at 1:15 pm
Posted on 9/18/17 at 1:15 pm to bamarep
If rocket man left NK he would be a sitting duck, and he knows that. Ain't coming.
MAGA
MAGA
Posted on 9/18/17 at 1:39 pm to TheFonz
Rocket Man went to school and lived in Switzerland during the early 90's, so not sure how valid it is to say they never leave NK.
That said, he probably won't be leaving any time soon.
That said, he probably won't be leaving any time soon.
Posted on 9/18/17 at 1:43 pm to indianswim
NK Propaganda...
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1. Kim Jong-il had a supernatural birth
Move over Jesus. Based on Kim Jong-iI’s official biography, he was born on Korea’s most sacred mountain, Mt. Baekdu. At the moment of his birth, a new star formed and illuminated the sky -- the seasons suddenly changed from winter to spring and a double rainbow appeared. Beautiful but Soviet records paint a far more boring picture. Kim Jong-iI seems to have been born in 1941, in the Siberian village of Vyatskoye.
2. Kim Jong-il is a fashion icon
In 2010, the North Korean media decided that Kim Jong-il’s fashion had taken the world by storm. The rest of the world knows that this never happened.
3. The world loved Kim Jong-il
North Korea has a particularly bad reputation in the world, but the North Koreans are oblivious of that fact. They are made to believe that North Korea is a phenomenally important country, and that Kim Jong il was the world’s most powerful leader. Every country celebrated Kim Jong-il ‘s birthday, didn’t you know?
4. Kim Jong-Il Invented The Hamburger
Minju Joson, the North Korean publication, credit Kim Jong-il with creating the hamburger. According to the paper, the leader invented a brand new sandwich and named it, “double bread with meat.” The new food was meant to supply quality nutrition to teachers and students. Next, a plant was set up for mass “double bread with meat” production.
5. Kim Jong-il was a master golfer
According to his biography, Kim Jong-il first picked up a golf club in 1994, at North Korea's only golf course. He shot a 38-under par round that included no fewer than 11 holes in one. Clap clap!
6. Kim Jong-il never used a toilet
Seriously, his biography states that the leader never used a toilet -- he apparently didn’t need to urinate or defecate. Oh and to add to the supernatural abilities, he could control the weather too.
7. The Japanese stole time
North Koreans believe that during the occupation by Japanese “imperialists” in 1919, time was stollen. In 2015, Kim Jong-un decided enough is enough. North Korea set its clock back by 30 minutes on August 15th. VICTORY!!!
8. Aids, Ebola, MERS And SARS are all easily curable
The cures haven’t been revealed, but fret not, North Korea has them.
9. The Americans are b*******
Is that not a fact?
10. There is no internet
Only government officials in North Korea have access to the internet. The best part is the explanation for why the internet is denied: North Koreans are made to believe that the reason that they don’t have access to the internet is because government officials would like to protect the West’s reputation. Okay then.
Posted on 9/18/17 at 1:53 pm to cajunangelle
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cajunangelle
Every bit of that cracked me up. Mostly because it's true that they have put it all out there and I'm sure some poor North Koreans who don't know any better accept that as gospel.
Posted on 9/18/17 at 1:57 pm to indianswim
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Rocket Man went to school and lived in Switzerland during the early 90's
Up until the time he took over, and proved himself to be even more batshit crazy than daddy, he was viewed as the single ray of hope for an end to the brutal Kim family dictatorship.
This post was edited on 9/18/17 at 1:58 pm
Posted on 9/18/17 at 1:58 pm to cajunangelle
quote:So that's why he is so full of shite...
6. Kim Jong-il never used a toilet
Seriously, his biography states that the leader never used a toilet -- he apparently didn’t need to urinate or defecate. Oh and to add to the supernatural abilities, he could control the weather too.
Posted on 9/18/17 at 2:00 pm to Jay Quest
I'm sure dude knows that there is a black hood waiting for him if he ever leaves NOKO.
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