re: What is the most shameful act you have ever done? NSFW

Not tapping the head of the Asian Masseuse.

In college, a girl that I was friends with started coming on to me at a party. I knew she had a boyfriend but I let it happen anyway. Ended up spending the night over at her place.

The next morning her boyfriend calls her and says he's stopping by for breakfast before work. I was still in bed with her and didn't have time to get out of there (or a car, another person dropped us off at her place). I threw a bunch of pillows on the couch and acted like I passed out there after the party. Ended up having to eat a super awkward breakfast with the both of them. I then got a ride back to my car from her boyfriend after I fricked his girl.

In hindsight, I should have run out of there with a quickness and called anybody who would answer to come pick me up.

Invited a girl and her boyfriend, and the boyfriend's child to an LSU game with me. Hooked up with the girl in the bathroom of the RV we tailgated at while the boyfriend walked back to the truck to get a change of clothes for the kid (she had puked). Married that girl two years later. Not even a little ashamed of it. She is awesome!

Sold my truck and bought a car when I changed jobs and began a long commute every day. Still can't look at myself in the rear view mirror when I'm driving it

Not the most shameful but close, staying on the 2nd floor of a condo(Gulf Shores) some guys were grilling steaks on the bottom patio and when they went inside I pissed all over their food.

Idiot should have closed the grill top

Went home with this chick once, her roommate knew me and told the girl I had to leave so I went in the bathroom and pissed in her shampoo bottle.

Put the lid back on and placed it back in the shower ha ha