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re: Is your S/O fat? Would you ever tell him/her to get in better shape?

Posted on 4/19/17 at 10:10 am to
Posted by Pecker
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Member since May 2015
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Posted on 4/19/17 at 10:10 am to
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Fine and dandy but what are you going to do or what is she going to do when the gene pool makes its appearance....bolt???

You might need to re-think the weight placed upon physical appearance before any knot is tied



We're not having kids. Neither of us is interested in raising children. She has no excuses to turn into a landwhale. Neither do I.
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30679 posts
Posted on 4/19/17 at 10:11 am to
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Fine and dandy but what are you going to do or what is she going to do when the gene pool makes its appearance....bolt???

Why would anyone marry a woman with a history of fat and obesity in their family? You have to look at her mom and her family before you marry her, so you know what you're getting in 20-30 years (or 15 if her mom was a slut)
Posted by crazycubes
Member since Jan 2016
5256 posts
Posted on 4/19/17 at 10:11 am to
What is your gameplan if the baby weight (hers, not yours) does not come off as fast as you'd like?

Eta:

quote:

We're not having kids

Ah, got it. But keep in mind, unless you have been cut or she's been tied, never say never.
This post was edited on 4/19/17 at 10:13 am
Posted by litenin
Houston
Member since Mar 2016
2368 posts
Posted on 4/19/17 at 10:14 am to
The golden nugget and his pecker are some true alphas. Probably similar to Aaron Hernandez in a way as it can be difficult to see outside of your self-absorbed bubble at times until it's too late.
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 4/19/17 at 10:14 am to
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We're basically accountability partners. I think it's healthy


its not.

its DE-polarizing to have to tell your woman she is not attractive. don't make her into your sister.

both of you need confidante/confidant relationships with persons of the same sex.


Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
8437 posts
Posted on 4/19/17 at 10:15 am to
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We're not having kids. Neither of us is interested in raising children. She has no excuses to turn into a landwhale. Neither do I.


It's a trap. A lot of women say they don't want kids. Usually after wedding cake or after their BFF's start popping out gremlins they start leaning on you about changing their minds.

A woman changing her mind. That'll never happen right?

You're doomed. Run bitch! Run for your life, get some help!
Posted by Goldrush25
San Diego, CA
Member since Oct 2012
33794 posts
Posted on 4/19/17 at 10:16 am to
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The ideal female weight varies between eras and cultures. However, the ideal hip-waist ratio has remained nearly constant since ancient times. Men are attracted to women who can get pregnant and carry a pregnancy to term. Too much or too little weight is a biological turn-off.


That doesn't have anything to do with what he said about women in primal times making "bad choices," as if they had much choice as to when and where their next meal was coming from.
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30679 posts
Posted on 4/19/17 at 10:17 am to
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e golden nugget and his pecker are some true alphas. Probably similar to Aaron Hernandez in a way as it can be difficult to see outside of your self-absorbed bubble at times until it's too late.

Wtf. I don't think either of them are going to become murderers. That's a fricked up comparison baw
Posted by wfallstiger
Wichita Falls, Texas
Member since Jun 2006
11715 posts
Posted on 4/19/17 at 10:17 am to
I could be wrong and I know child bearing can play havoc with a woman's appearance but we sure do change as we age....what do your and her people look like as they have aged, is a fairly decent heads-up.

We have three children and my wife has done a remarkable job at staying fit as a 57 year old...is studying now to become a personal trainer. I am 6 foot 5 inches and weighed about 160 when we married, weigh 200 pounds now but my frame can carry...we both work out and play a pretty mean game of racquetball
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32738 posts
Posted on 4/19/17 at 10:17 am to
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DE-polarizing


I don't think you have used this word correctly.
Posted by Jimmy2shoes
The South
Member since Mar 2014
11004 posts
Posted on 4/19/17 at 10:17 am to
When the S/O asks if the jeans/dress/shirt etc makes her look fat I just tell her the fat makes her look fat.
Posted by rintintin
Life is Life
Member since Nov 2008
16238 posts
Posted on 4/19/17 at 10:26 am to
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Fat women in caveman times were unhealthy and made bad choices. So men didn't breed with them. Hence men evolved to be attracted to thin young women





seriously dude, where do you get this shite?

There were no such thing as "bad choices" food wise in cavemen times, except maybe eating the wrong thing and dying. Like there was some surplus of food or something.

Even in more recent times, being fat was actually looked at as a good thing. It meant you had the means to a steady diet.
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 4/19/17 at 10:29 am to
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quote:

We're not having kids


Ah, got it. But keep in mind, unless you have been cut or she's been tied, never say never.



There's a chance it could happen later in life. I'm 28. She's a year younger. Neither of our careers are really set up for it right now. It's borderline career suicide in her profession to miss work with a child. You don't make partner that way. And neither of us have ANY desire to raise children. I'm more open to it than she is - but still not interested. She's hardcore on the no-baby bandwagon. I don't see that changing. I'm 100% ok with that.
This post was edited on 4/19/17 at 10:30 am
Posted by LNCHBOX
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Member since Jun 2009
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Posted on 4/19/17 at 10:32 am to
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There's a chance it could happen later in life.


This is already a departure from your stance just a month or two ago.
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 4/19/17 at 10:38 am to
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It's a trap. A lot of women say they don't want kids. Usually after wedding cake or after their BFF's start popping out gremlins they start leaning on you about changing their minds.

A woman changing her mind. That'll never happen right?

You're doomed. Run bitch! Run for your life, get some help!



1. she fricking hates kids
2. she spent a lot of money in law school to build a career
3. Women in firms that want to make partner don't have kids. It just doesn't work that way. It's dog eat dog and she's competing with dudes who don't have to be out for x # of months to take care of a child. And then come back and pump milk and miss time for various things. She has goals in life and being a mother isn't one of them.
4. I'm not interested in raising a child. I just don't have that desire.
5. Things change and people change over time, but we've been together for awhile and the urge to have a child has never been there. In fact, the older we get, the less we want children. I feel like in 6-7 years when we're in our mid-30's, there's a much better chance that we will be even more uninterested in having children. When either of us see our friends having kids, we're like "frick that."
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32738 posts
Posted on 4/19/17 at 10:41 am to
Until there is an oopsie and you two grow to resent each other. Get that bitch an IUD
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 4/19/17 at 10:55 am to
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Until there is an oopsie and you two grow to resent each other. Get that bitch an IUD



Yeah, I know. She's on BC and I don't finish in her babymaker. I get scared though.
Posted by skrayper
21-0 Asterisk Drive
Member since Nov 2012
31070 posts
Posted on 4/19/17 at 11:10 am to
Everyone in this thread saying "no fat chicks" is probably fat themselves, and almost assuredly hideous individuals that cannot get laid without a massive supply of alcohol. And probably roofies.
Posted by TigerNutts
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2011
2614 posts
Posted on 4/19/17 at 11:43 am to
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Damn dude. You must be naturally built like a string bean. If so I have a feeling your side of the bargain will be considerably easier.






??? 6 foot 185 is basically a very in-shape UFC welterweight. Not a string bean.
Posted by Sneaky__Sally
Member since Jul 2015
12364 posts
Posted on 4/19/17 at 11:45 am to
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-If I start eating like shite, and start putting on a few pounds, she's going to tell me: "Bro, your midsection is looking soft. What do you think you're doing eating an entire bag of Doritos?"

-If she starts eating like shite, and starts putting on a few pounds, I'm going to tell her: "dude, you're not going to fit in that bikini if you eat that gallon of Blue Bell Rocky Road."


She calls you bro and you call her dude? God yall suck
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