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Wierd dream about demonic possession last night
Posted on 2/8/17 at 10:36 am
Posted on 2/8/17 at 10:36 am
In the dream, going see a horror movie with my wife. The movie starts, and it's just a girl strapped to a hospital bed speaking in a guy's voice. Everyone leaves the theatre except us.
Pop.
We are suddenly in the hospital room with the girl. Wife gets freaked out and walks outside. The girl starts using random voices from previous relationships. I start thinking about a Nicaraguan girl and the demon starts talking in the most racist accent.
So I start thinking about other countries and nationalities and the demon keeps switching.
By this point, I'm laughing maniacally. My wife rushes in to check on me, I explain the situation and she gets creeped out and wants to leave. I tell her to wait and just think of a random country.
All of a sudden, the demon starts talking like john leguizamo from "the pest" when he's imitating Scotty from star trek.
So we are both dying laughing at this point.
But this is when it gets wierd, there is a loud deep demonic voice which shouts "ENOUGH!!!!". And I wake up instantly and sit up.
Clear my head, lay back down, snuggle up to my wife.
And she says, "those voices were funny"
WTF
Pop.
We are suddenly in the hospital room with the girl. Wife gets freaked out and walks outside. The girl starts using random voices from previous relationships. I start thinking about a Nicaraguan girl and the demon starts talking in the most racist accent.
So I start thinking about other countries and nationalities and the demon keeps switching.
By this point, I'm laughing maniacally. My wife rushes in to check on me, I explain the situation and she gets creeped out and wants to leave. I tell her to wait and just think of a random country.
All of a sudden, the demon starts talking like john leguizamo from "the pest" when he's imitating Scotty from star trek.
So we are both dying laughing at this point.
But this is when it gets wierd, there is a loud deep demonic voice which shouts "ENOUGH!!!!". And I wake up instantly and sit up.
Clear my head, lay back down, snuggle up to my wife.
And she says, "those voices were funny"
WTF
Posted on 2/8/17 at 10:37 am to X123F45
Did you answer the phone? You're gonna be dead in 7 days.
Posted on 2/8/17 at 10:38 am to X123F45
Insert I don't believe you gif here.
Posted on 2/8/17 at 10:39 am to X123F45
Even Beejon wouldn't buy this one, Homie.
Posted on 2/8/17 at 10:57 am to X123F45
Plot twist: his wife is a parrot.
Posted on 2/8/17 at 10:58 am to X123F45
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demon starts talking in the most racist accent.
What exactly does a racist accent sound like?
Posted on 2/8/17 at 11:01 am to Riseupfromtherubble
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What exactly does a racist accent sound like?
Anyone from Alabama.
Posted on 2/8/17 at 11:02 am to tylerlsu2008
God one Tyler. Nice zing
Posted on 2/8/17 at 11:28 am to X123F45
How do you know it wasn't alien abduction.
Posted on 2/8/17 at 11:42 am to X123F45
Had an old buddy who told me about similar type dreams that were very "real". I never believed him, though.
He killed himself a few weeks after the dreams started. Good luck.
He killed himself a few weeks after the dreams started. Good luck.
Posted on 2/8/17 at 11:51 am to Tigerfan56
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He killed himself a few weeks after the dreams started. Good luck
We all die.
Lot of fat women about to get ol random attention.
Posted on 2/8/17 at 11:53 am to X123F45
This is more of yoga girls expertise. I'm out
Posted on 2/8/17 at 11:54 am to X123F45
You were probably talking in your sleep, demon boy
Posted on 2/8/17 at 12:00 pm to X123F45
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Wierd dream about demonic possession last night
That's weird
Posted on 2/8/17 at 12:16 pm to X123F45
I had a dream like this several years ago.
In the dream, I was lying on the steps of a cathedral. There were priests, monks, and regular people standing all around me. They were chanting in Latin and throwing holy water on me. Each time I was hit with the water, I would snarl and growl and thrash around. It ended only because my wife (no pics) woke me up wondering what in the hell was wrong with me. I had kicked her and was growling and shite in my sleep and it freaked her out.
Never had a dream like it before or since.
In the dream, I was lying on the steps of a cathedral. There were priests, monks, and regular people standing all around me. They were chanting in Latin and throwing holy water on me. Each time I was hit with the water, I would snarl and growl and thrash around. It ended only because my wife (no pics) woke me up wondering what in the hell was wrong with me. I had kicked her and was growling and shite in my sleep and it freaked her out.
Never had a dream like it before or since.
Posted on 2/8/17 at 12:20 pm to X123F45
IDK if you're religious or not but I'd call my church.
That's freaky as hell and if you believe in that stuff, don't mess around with it baw.
That's freaky as hell and if you believe in that stuff, don't mess around with it baw.
Posted on 2/8/17 at 12:26 pm to X123F45
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And she says, "those voices were funny"
Congrats on marrying a Succubus. Welcome to you're doom.
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