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WWYD- On my way to a day long work meeting
Posted on 1/10/17 at 7:29 am
Posted on 1/10/17 at 7:29 am
Mandatory yearly kickoff meeting
Last night ate some week old deli meat that didn't smell too great and woke up at 4 with the shits. I think I've got that part under control, but I have the worst gas as my stomach is making awful sounds.
The worst part is it's not the small to mid level gas that I can get by with by pushing them slowly through the chair, it's a god awful toxic smell that makes the paint peel off.
Our meeting is from 8-5 and I'll be sitting next to high level employees all day with this unbearable gas and smell.
How do I survive this?
Last night ate some week old deli meat that didn't smell too great and woke up at 4 with the shits. I think I've got that part under control, but I have the worst gas as my stomach is making awful sounds.
The worst part is it's not the small to mid level gas that I can get by with by pushing them slowly through the chair, it's a god awful toxic smell that makes the paint peel off.
Our meeting is from 8-5 and I'll be sitting next to high level employees all day with this unbearable gas and smell.
How do I survive this?
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Posted on 1/10/17 at 7:31 am to JB Mac
Own it.
Posted on 1/10/17 at 7:31 am to JB Mac
4 gas-x and 3 immodiums
Posted on 1/10/17 at 7:34 am to JB Mac
Let a few slip out in the room before anyone gets there.
Posted on 1/10/17 at 7:39 am to JB Mac
Get a stronger stomach and/or stop lying. Deli meat doesn't go bad in a week.
Posted on 1/10/17 at 7:42 am to Displaced
It was either the deli meat or almond milk I had later in the night.
My kid left the deli meat zipper thing open. I normally eat it after a week with no problem.
The almond milk was about 2-3 weeks old after being opened.
I don't give a crap what caused it, it doesn't help my current situation. Lol
My kid left the deli meat zipper thing open. I normally eat it after a week with no problem.
The almond milk was about 2-3 weeks old after being opened.
I don't give a crap what caused it, it doesn't help my current situation. Lol
Posted on 1/10/17 at 7:45 am to CHEDBALLZ
quote:
4 gas-x and 3 immodiums
Good advice, but I would add:
Crush the pills and snort them as they will start working almost immediately. Sounds like you need fast action.
Posted on 1/10/17 at 7:47 am to JB Mac
You've got to play it up. Explain your situation to prepare those you are sitting around so they know what's up when you ask them to pull your finger.
Posted on 1/10/17 at 7:48 am to JB Mac
Be careful with them farts baw
Posted on 1/10/17 at 7:49 am to JB Mac
Eat an onion and some cottage cheese. You can thank me later.
Posted on 1/10/17 at 7:53 am to JB Mac
No matter what happens, maintain eye contact. Assert dominance.
Posted on 1/10/17 at 7:53 am to JB Mac
Let em rip. Have fun with it. YOLO
Posted on 1/10/17 at 7:58 am to JB Mac
Immortal words from Bucket List:
-never pass a bathroom
-never waste a hard on
-never trust a fart
words to live by.
-never pass a bathroom
-never waste a hard on
-never trust a fart
words to live by.
Posted on 1/10/17 at 7:58 am to CorkSoaker
Anyone ever tried those odor proof underwear with the charcoal?
Posted on 1/10/17 at 8:00 am to lsugrad35
quote:
Own it.
It's your only option
Posted on 1/10/17 at 8:08 am to JB Mac
shite yourself on purpose so you have a legitimate excuse to leave the meeting.
Posted on 1/10/17 at 8:09 am to 504Voodoo
quote:
It's your only option
Exactly. This baw would rather wear some damn charcoal drawz
Posted on 1/10/17 at 8:12 am to ruzil
quote:
Crush the pills and snort them
Pro tip right there!
Posted on 1/10/17 at 8:13 am to JB Mac
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