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re: Michigan to audit 'significant' mismatches in Detroit vote

Posted on 12/13/16 at 9:33 am to
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
22494 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 9:33 am to
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This most certainly is not "democrats trying to rig the election." If the books show 300 voters in heavily democratic polling places, but only 30 ballots are in the box, that means that someone threw away 270 ballots in that precinct. If it is a heavily democratic precinct, that means that democratic votes were not counted.



Dear Mr. Sir,

REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE-STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL

I am Dr. Bakare Tunde, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but wants to come home.

In the 14-years since he has been on the station, he has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost $ 15,000,000 American Dollars. This is held in a trust at the Lagos National Savings and Trust Association. If we can obtain access to this money, we can place a down payment with the Russian Space Authorities for a Soyuz return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this will cost $ 3,000,000 American Dollars. In order to access the his trust fund we need your assistance.

Consequently, my colleagues and I are willing to transfer the total amount to your account or subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil Service Laws) from opening and/ or operating foreign accounts in our names.

Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we have agreed to offer you 20 percent of the transferred sum, while 10 percent shall be set aside for incidental expenses (internal and external) between the parties in the course of the transaction. You will be mandated to remit the balance 70 percent to other accounts in due course.

Kindly expedite action as we are behind schedule to enable us include downpayment in this financial quarter.

Please acknowledge the receipt of this message via my direct number 234 (0) 9-234-2220 only.

Yours Sincerely, Dr. Bakare Tunde
Astronautics Project Manager
tip@nasrda.gov.ng

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Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
99396 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 10:52 am to
Damn heartless Russians just leaving that Nigerian astronaut up there.

I would help him if I could, but unfortunately I cannot at this time. Perhaps Tboy can be of assistance to them.
This post was edited on 12/13/16 at 10:54 am
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