Got pulled over one day at 11am by a cop whose wife I use to bang before they were married, and at the time I was banging his brother in laws soon to be ex wife. (They were split) Brother to the same women I mentioned earlier and the cop knew all this.

Well he says I was all over the road and that I was probable DUI. He asked to search my truck so I said whatever cause I knew I was fine. He finds a Bic pen under my seat with the guts taken out of it. Well he starts saying paraphernalia then cuffs and stuffs me for felony paraphernalia and DUI. Along with 5 traffic tickets and a littering ticket because while he was searching my truck a got a stick of gum out and dropped the wrapper.

So I get booked stripped searched and put in a holding cell until I made bail. When it was said and done the pen came back clean and my lawyer got it all dropped except crossing the center line. The whole mess cost me 3k in legal fees.

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Posted by shel311

McKinney, Texas

Member since Aug 2004

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Posted on 11/4/16 at 3:35 pm to HogBalls

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Got pulled over one day at 11am by a cop whose wife I use to bang before they were married, and at the time I was banging his brother in laws soon to be ex wife. (They were split) Brother to the same women I mentioned earlier and the cop knew all this.

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He asked to search my truck so I said whatever cause I knew I was fine

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The whole mess cost me 3k in legal fees

I hope you learned your lesson about allowing a cop to search your car.

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Posted by Twenty 49

Shreveport

Member since Jun 2014

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Posted on 11/4/16 at 11:00 pm to HogBalls

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So I get booked stripped searched and put in a holding cell until I made bail. When it was said and done the pen came back clean and my lawyer got it all dropped except crossing the center line. The whole mess cost me 3k in legal fees.

It's not right, but I would be plotting ways to murder that motherfricker. I hate a fricking liar who makes false accusations, Add to it abuse of authority. They deserve a whipping with a wet rope at the very least.

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Posted by soccerfüt

Location: A Series of Tubes

Member since May 2013

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Posted on 11/5/16 at 5:16 am to HogBalls

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Got pulled over one day at 11am by a cop whose wife I use to bang before they were married, and at the time I was banging his brother in laws soon to be ex wife. (They were split) Brother to the same women I mentioned earlier and the cop knew all this.

Arkansas, you can't make this up.

SMDH

Paternity tests are useless there as this is how family trees are developed-