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Posted on 10/24/16 at 4:56 pm to
Posted by OhMy
Member since Jan 2016
834 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 4:56 pm to
Drunk in college 15+ years ago and puked on the hood of a nice car (BMW or Mercedes) for double parking.

Posted by Kafkas father
Member since Aug 2016
1124 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 4:58 pm to
Another time when I was in like 5th or 6th grade, me and a buddy would tie 300lb test mono across a small bridge. Cars would hit it and it made a really loud crack.

Well one time we hear this motorcycle coming down the road and it was too late. That shite hit the guy across his chest luckily and he fell off in the road cussing and shite.
Posted by Kafkas father
Member since Aug 2016
1124 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 5:00 pm to
quote:

Some people have it coming.


It's why I don't have kids...
Posted by ForeverLSU02
Albany
Member since Jun 2007
52189 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 5:08 pm to
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Biggest Jerk move you have ever made

I had a best friend growing up through elementary and middle school and we were inseparable. We grew apart in high school and didn't really hang out much and we both went our own ways with different groups of friends. After high school I went to college and he became a mechanic. A few years go by and he gives me a call and asks if I'd be in his wedding in a few months. I didn't really have the desire to (because I was a young, immature a-hole with what I thought were more important things to do) so I told him I had a final exam that day and wouldn't be able to make it. I saw him a few years later and I realized how much of a dick move that was. I'm not sure what the frick I was thinking.
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
65532 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 5:12 pm to
Anonymously posted add with someone's number to the craigslist male for male casual encounters directory.

Not sure if anything came from it. I like to think a lot of dick pics got sent their way.
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 5:14 pm to
Chicken doesn't have enough server space for me to answer this.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 5:16 pm to
My neighbor had a rooster that would come in my yard and wake me up every morning. After the fourth day, I told my dog to attack him. He killed the rooster. I ate the rooster

Another animal one:

My old neighbor in Southdowns was a cat hoarder. They used to come in my yard and shite, fight under my house, and walk through the mud and then on my truck. I started trapping them. Kept doing it, and she kept getting more. One day, we had a block party, and she was crying that all of her cats kept disappearing. My other neighbor and I just laughed.

Since she kept restocking on cats, I called Animal Control. They went into her house, and it turns out she had a bunch of dead cats in there and trash and human waste all over. They got the old people services involved, and they took all of her cats and made her move out. Her kids lived out of town, so they sold her house a couple of weeks later
Posted by Mrtommorrow1987
Twilight Zone
Member since Feb 2008
13196 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 5:27 pm to
I funneled two beers and attempted to belch after and I projectile puked on my buddies laptop.

One time when I was backing up my buddies truck to put the boat on the trailer. I took my foot off the break after throwing it in park while he was fricking with the ball and cut his finger off. Good times.
This post was edited on 10/24/16 at 5:32 pm
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 5:30 pm to
I filled up my open trailer with gravel and road around town all day.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 5:31 pm to
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I filled up my open trailer with gravel and road around town all day.

you fricking jerk!
Posted by zmanthetigerfan
Prairieville, LA
Member since Oct 2015
889 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 5:35 pm to
Not really a dick move, more of accidents but I broke my dad's leg twice (both times I was under 10 years old)
-once I ran over it with a tractor
-second time I ran over it with an old arse three wheeler we had (and still have)
He made my grandpa teach me to drive after those two incidents.
Posted by Loungefly85
Lafayette
Member since Jul 2016
7930 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 5:40 pm to
At Wal-Mart one time the cashier looked dumber than usual. After I checked out I asked her if she could break a hundred and she said yeah.

I have her a hundred dollar bill and told her "you can just give me 6 twenties" and she obviously fell for it without batting an eye.

Not my biggest jerk move, but one of my favorites.
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 5:41 pm to
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road around town all day.



Posted by Bourque2
Las Vegas, NV / Mobile, AL
Member since Oct 2009
1433 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 5:44 pm to
Awesome username man. I just watched the whole Rome series. Titus is top ten tv characters of all time for me.
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 5:49 pm to


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Titus is top ten tv characters of all time for me.

Agree. Ray Stevenson knocked it out of the park.

Season 1 was so good, shame they ran out of $$ and had to rush through Season 2. Unfortunately it was filmed back before the big budgets that shite shows like Vinyl were given.

Not saying Season 2 sucked, but it would have been better if it was stretched over a cpl seasons.
Posted by WPsportsman
In a van down by the river
Member since Jun 2015
2408 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 5:56 pm to
On bachelor party in New Orleans when we decided to get dinner before hitting the bars. My buddy walks in first an asked for a table for 8.. Obviously busy the girl told him atleast an hour wait..well me in the meantime standing outside finishing a beer noticed a girl walk out and she yelled "franklins party of 8" Without hesitation I say "yes that's us" We go right in and sit down when we left hour an half later they were sitting the people who walked in right before us ...
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
72685 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 5:58 pm to
Sometimes I put toothpicks back into the dispenser at restaurants even if I have to carry them from home...I think it is better for the environment.
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 6:01 pm to
That's mighty white of you.
Posted by Houma
Houma
Member since Jun 2016
269 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 6:26 pm to
Great thread
Posted by TIGRLEE
Northeast Louisiana
Member since Nov 2009
31493 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 6:36 pm to
Told bunch of little ole miss kids at grove few years ago Santa hated them but to not worry about it too much bcc he wasn't real anyways.

Feel kinda bad about it now.
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