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Biggest Jerk move you have ever made
Posted on 10/24/16 at 4:15 pm
Posted on 10/24/16 at 4:15 pm
I was watching Floyd Mayweather fights on youtube earlier and this immediately came to mind:
When I was working at the cable company, I had access to all residential accounts. My ex-gf's brother had owed me money and kept bullshtin me. One of those types who claim they are broke, but is constantly wearing new clothes when you see him.
I found through a mutual friend that he was ordering a fight (Mayweather vs Ortiz) and having a party at his condo. A week or so later, it was fight night and I was working that night as well. Right before the main event fight began, I deactivated ALL of his cable boxes. The fight only lasted a few rounds, so he missed the whole fight. Come to find out he had over 30 people at his crib.
It was great payback
When I was working at the cable company, I had access to all residential accounts. My ex-gf's brother had owed me money and kept bullshtin me. One of those types who claim they are broke, but is constantly wearing new clothes when you see him.
I found through a mutual friend that he was ordering a fight (Mayweather vs Ortiz) and having a party at his condo. A week or so later, it was fight night and I was working that night as well. Right before the main event fight began, I deactivated ALL of his cable boxes. The fight only lasted a few rounds, so he missed the whole fight. Come to find out he had over 30 people at his crib.
It was great payback
Posted on 10/24/16 at 4:21 pm to Tarik One
did a friend's girlfriend in the back of his mom's car
Posted on 10/24/16 at 4:23 pm to Tarik One
I kept getting really drunk and banging this girl that annoyed me as a person.
One morning I woke up and saw she was there and said "god dammit you again" out loud.
One morning I woke up and saw she was there and said "god dammit you again" out loud.
Posted on 10/24/16 at 4:26 pm to TrebleHook
See that's confusing because there's no such thing as a jerk store.
Posted on 10/24/16 at 4:29 pm to Tarik One
Was standing in the check out line at Winn Dixie and this old man in a electric wheel chair was buying box wine. The cashier was also an elderly lady. She was counting out the change to him and he dropped a 20 dollar bill. Well he cussed her like a damn dog for a good two minutes and I tell him to shut hell up. He then cusses me like a dog and holds up the line.
Well after I check out and head to the truck I see a 20 dollar bill blowing around on the ground. Look up and see the piece of shite old man getting out of his wheel chair to get it. I picked it up,looked dead at him and put it in my pocket and went on my way.
Well after I check out and head to the truck I see a 20 dollar bill blowing around on the ground. Look up and see the piece of shite old man getting out of his wheel chair to get it. I picked it up,looked dead at him and put it in my pocket and went on my way.
Posted on 10/24/16 at 4:34 pm to Tarik One
Just this morning I frantically closed the elevator door on a fat woman who was loudly pleading for me to hold it for her. We were definitely making eye contact for a few seconds before the door abruptly shut mere inches from her face. The last-second look of disbelief on her face was palpable.
Currently sitting in my office, worried that I'm gonna see her when I leave in a few minutes.
Not the biggest jerk move I've ever done, but I never seem to surprise myself with how much of an a-hole I am regularly.
Currently sitting in my office, worried that I'm gonna see her when I leave in a few minutes.
Not the biggest jerk move I've ever done, but I never seem to surprise myself with how much of an a-hole I am regularly.
This post was edited on 10/24/16 at 4:37 pm
Posted on 10/24/16 at 4:35 pm to RJL2
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I kept getting really drunk and banging this girl that annoyed me as a person. One morning I woke up and saw she was there and said "god dammit you again" out loud.
Posted on 10/24/16 at 4:50 pm to Tarik One
not necessarily a jerk move but I moved into a new neighborhood years ago, had a couple of dogs that would bark at certain things, one day the new next door neighbor(wife,) knocks on the door complaining about the dogs, told her that I appreciated her concerns, but I travel or a living, wife at home alone a lot, and no laws were being broken, but I would try to keep them on the other side of the house, daughter(no pics,) comes home from college and gets intercepted by the next door hag , who thinks it's my wife, gives her a big arse chewing about the dogs, coincidentally I had just received a porn mail order catalogue in my mailbox that was addressed to the next door neighbor, I wrote a note to the neighbor saying that if she had issues with me to take it up with me and not the daughter, and BTW, here's some mail for Mike(her husband,) and put it on their front door, the person that got this package was their adult daughter that just happen to pick up their mail as she was bringing the grandkids over for a visit
Posted on 10/24/16 at 4:51 pm to Tarik One
I noticed a friend of mine's sister had just recently gotten a tattoo on the small of her back. I asked her about it and she said "yeah, I wanted something classy" and replied "I have never associated classy with tattoos".
Posted on 10/24/16 at 4:53 pm to Marco Esquandolas
One night when I was in school I took my girlfriends car out and picked up some chick at a bar. We fricked in the back seat and actually broke one of the back windows out while doing it.
I told her someone broke in and tried to steal the stereo, but I caught them doing it...never even questioned me about it again.
I told her someone broke in and tried to steal the stereo, but I caught them doing it...never even questioned me about it again.
This post was edited on 10/24/16 at 4:54 pm
Posted on 10/24/16 at 4:54 pm to Tarik One
Some people have it coming.
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