Cliff notes for Miles Mississippi state game presser (translated)

On the opponent:

"This team relishes the opportunity to play the team from Mississippi on our field, a field where other teams dreams come to die."

(He isn't sure if we play Ole Miss or State this week)

On Malachi Dupre drops:

"His talent and want are indisputable, its a simple matter of hard work to get his brain and hands on the same page."

(He misses Jarvis Landry whose brain and hands were always in sync)

On State's coach:

"He is a big man who will have his team ready to play, regardless of the eventualities."

(He doesn't remember Mullen's name, he just knows he's a fat guy)

On the State qb:

"Their signal caller has a capable arm, capable feet and a capable head on his shoulders, his talent we have seen before."

(He forgot Dak Prescott graduated)

On who will start at qb for LSU:

"There is competition on our team at this spot and room for more than one competitor."

(He knows who he will start and its not that important to him that the fans know, or that Mississippi State knows)

On how Etling did against JSU:

"He was prepared and did what we asked him to do. This was an expectation we expected."

(He forgot what it was like to have a qb who can complete screen passes and down and outs. He is thinking we probably would have beat Wisconsin had he pulled the trigger then)

On why LSU has loaded up with tall receivers:

"We like our receivers tall and the advantage that longness brings to the game over those less tall."

(He couldn't get Harris to stop throwing high balls so we thought getting taller receivers would help)

On our new defense:

"Dave Veranda brings with him a great change in schemes and strategic strategies that are not yet evident to our opponents and fans."

(He cant really tell yet if Aranda's defense is any different than last year's defense)

On playing in Tiger stadium in front of tiger fans:

"Tiger stadium is the most outstanding arena in all of football with the best fans in the land and its a privilege for me to coach here and our players to play here."

(He thinks Tiger stadium is the most outstanding arena in all of football with the best fans in the land and its a privilege for him to coach there and for his players to play here)