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How to seduce a girl? Help!

Posted on 4/29/16 at 12:52 pm
Posted by oil_field_trash
Member since Sep 2013
17 posts
Posted on 4/29/16 at 12:52 pm
You know sometimes there is like a girl in a class you just cant take your eyes off? well, she sits in front of me. And best of all, when we were doing Introductions she majored in Russian studies and language . I am Russian btw. Heh. So, how would I do this?

So I got a thing here....we are both seniors(in college), and so far I really want to hit on that girl...I didn't get in any relationships in college,but I feel like now is the time. That redhead girl has got a mighty damn fine rack with dark huge nipples, a good behind and she is tall..like much taller than me (I'm only 5'2"). Oh yes I love tall dominating strong American women. What would I do to her rack.......nvm, lets skip that part.



I have it really easy mode by the way--my stepfather and mom bought me a house, (since my freshman year), so I have my own house. Been livin' the life. Had a job every now and then when I had easy classes. You know, SLU is easy, just need to be prepped. Freshman year was the hardest due to adjusting.

I cant use any money. Its Ramen diet for the whole year--another story; left for my parents house, I don't know, to help them out. The forecast had no freezes. Well, of course I come back, pipes are all busted( I didn't put any antifreeze or w/e) and was only gone for a week. So , that had cost me 670$....more broken pipes will probably come. So my budget has been expedited for the whole year.

Once I am finished I will have so many fascinating stories to tell, from me going without water for a whole week, , from living my first part of the freshman year in dorms, story about my crapmobile breaking down in the middle of nowhere and presentation due tomorrow , just...idk, ill fill yall in later. But this girl.

Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
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In
Posted by Breaux
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Pics, bitch
Posted by dyslexic
Left field
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That's a lot of reading.



I'm out.
Posted by Sofa King Crimson
3rd Ward
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sigh
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
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been sitting on this alter for awhile, eh?
Posted by tke857
Member since Jan 2012
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cocaine is one helluva drug
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
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Posted on 4/29/16 at 12:54 pm to
How do you know her nipple color?
Posted by LasVegasTiger
Idaho
Member since Apr 2008
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Posted on 4/29/16 at 12:54 pm to
Ask her what type of dash cam she has.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
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Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
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quote:

Once I am finished I will have so many fascinating stories to tell,
I doubt it.

Posted by Dorothy
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Worst troll since volod.
Posted by LSUFAN2005
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Posted by The Drizz
The Ville
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PIIHB?
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
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(I'm only 5'2")


Well, at least you have LouisianaLady beat.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 4/29/16 at 12:55 pm to
quote:

How do you know her nipple color?


Nice catch
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
138237 posts
Posted on 4/29/16 at 12:55 pm to
Go up to her and tell her

"Say, guh. What's yo front name?" But say it in Russian
Posted by DollaChoppa
I Simp for ACC
Member since May 2008
84774 posts
Posted on 4/29/16 at 12:55 pm to
quote:

That redhead girl has got a mighty damn fine rack with dark huge nipples, a good behind and she is tall..like much taller than me (I'm only 5'2"). Oh yes I love tall dominating strong American women. What would I do to her rack.......nvm, lets skip that part.


Im so hard right now
Posted by oil_field_trash
Member since Sep 2013
17 posts
Posted on 4/29/16 at 12:55 pm to
This is my only account. I never needed to post before, but this girl,,,man that rack.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
138237 posts
Posted on 4/29/16 at 12:56 pm to
quote:

Ask her what type of dash cam she has.
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