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How to seduce a girl? Help!
Posted on 4/29/16 at 12:52 pm
Posted on 4/29/16 at 12:52 pm
You know sometimes there is like a girl in a class you just cant take your eyes off? well, she sits in front of me. And best of all, when we were doing Introductions she majored in Russian studies and language . I am Russian btw. Heh. So, how would I do this?
So I got a thing here....we are both seniors(in college), and so far I really want to hit on that girl...I didn't get in any relationships in college,but I feel like now is the time. That redhead girl has got a mighty damn fine rack with dark huge nipples, a good behind and she is tall..like much taller than me (I'm only 5'2"). Oh yes I love tall dominating strong American women. What would I do to her rack.......nvm, lets skip that part.
I have it really easy mode by the way--my stepfather and mom bought me a house, (since my freshman year), so I have my own house. Been livin' the life. Had a job every now and then when I had easy classes. You know, SLU is easy, just need to be prepped. Freshman year was the hardest due to adjusting.
I cant use any money. Its Ramen diet for the whole year--another story; left for my parents house, I don't know, to help them out. The forecast had no freezes. Well, of course I come back, pipes are all busted( I didn't put any antifreeze or w/e) and was only gone for a week. So , that had cost me 670$....more broken pipes will probably come. So my budget has been expedited for the whole year.
Once I am finished I will have so many fascinating stories to tell, from me going without water for a whole week, , from living my first part of the freshman year in dorms, story about my crapmobile breaking down in the middle of nowhere and presentation due tomorrow , just...idk, ill fill yall in later. But this girl.
So I got a thing here....we are both seniors(in college), and so far I really want to hit on that girl...I didn't get in any relationships in college,but I feel like now is the time. That redhead girl has got a mighty damn fine rack with dark huge nipples, a good behind and she is tall..like much taller than me (I'm only 5'2"). Oh yes I love tall dominating strong American women. What would I do to her rack.......nvm, lets skip that part.
I have it really easy mode by the way--my stepfather and mom bought me a house, (since my freshman year), so I have my own house. Been livin' the life. Had a job every now and then when I had easy classes. You know, SLU is easy, just need to be prepped. Freshman year was the hardest due to adjusting.
I cant use any money. Its Ramen diet for the whole year--another story; left for my parents house, I don't know, to help them out. The forecast had no freezes. Well, of course I come back, pipes are all busted( I didn't put any antifreeze or w/e) and was only gone for a week. So , that had cost me 670$....more broken pipes will probably come. So my budget has been expedited for the whole year.
Once I am finished I will have so many fascinating stories to tell, from me going without water for a whole week, , from living my first part of the freshman year in dorms, story about my crapmobile breaking down in the middle of nowhere and presentation due tomorrow , just...idk, ill fill yall in later. But this girl.
Posted on 4/29/16 at 12:53 pm to oil_field_trash
That's a lot of reading.
I'm out.
I'm out.
Posted on 4/29/16 at 12:53 pm to oil_field_trash
been sitting on this alter for awhile, eh?
Posted on 4/29/16 at 12:54 pm to oil_field_trash
cocaine is one helluva drug
Posted on 4/29/16 at 12:54 pm to oil_field_trash
How do you know her nipple color?
Posted on 4/29/16 at 12:54 pm to oil_field_trash
Ask her what type of dash cam she has.
Posted on 4/29/16 at 12:54 pm to oil_field_trash
quote:I doubt it.
Once I am finished I will have so many fascinating stories to tell,
Posted on 4/29/16 at 12:55 pm to oil_field_trash
Worst troll since volod.
Posted on 4/29/16 at 12:55 pm to oil_field_trash
quote:
(I'm only 5'2")
Well, at least you have LouisianaLady beat.
Posted on 4/29/16 at 12:55 pm to Cosmo
quote:
How do you know her nipple color?
Nice catch
Posted on 4/29/16 at 12:55 pm to oil_field_trash
Go up to her and tell her
"Say, guh. What's yo front name?" But say it in Russian
"Say, guh. What's yo front name?" But say it in Russian
Posted on 4/29/16 at 12:55 pm to oil_field_trash
quote:
That redhead girl has got a mighty damn fine rack with dark huge nipples, a good behind and she is tall..like much taller than me (I'm only 5'2"). Oh yes I love tall dominating strong American women. What would I do to her rack.......nvm, lets skip that part.
Im so hard right now
Posted on 4/29/16 at 12:55 pm to Salmon
This is my only account. I never needed to post before, but this girl,,,man that rack.
Posted on 4/29/16 at 12:56 pm to LasVegasTiger
quote:
Ask her what type of dash cam she has.
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