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re: I have some shite I need to confess
Posted on 4/16/16 at 10:36 pm to hendersonshands
Posted on 4/16/16 at 10:36 pm to hendersonshands
I didn't realize a pickle was a cucumber until I was 23.
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Posted on 4/16/16 at 10:50 pm to hendersonshands
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I stuck my finger all the way up my butt.
Did it scare you how much you liked it?
This post was edited on 4/16/16 at 10:51 pm
Posted on 4/16/16 at 10:53 pm to hendersonshands
Remember kids, never leave the computer alone, around anyone, while you are still logged into TD.
Posted on 4/16/16 at 10:59 pm to hendersonshands
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* When I watch The Americans, I root for the Russians.
I root for the main characters. Its hard not to.
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I really like Abita Amber
How is this a confession?
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When I was younger, I stuck my finger all the way up my butt. I couldn't get the smell off my finger for a day.
I experimented with it but never went all the way.
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I've never seen The Godfather or Pulp Fiction
Probably the biggest WTF? in this confession.
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I haven't read a novel in several years, just can't find anything that interests me
Im either too lazy or too busy to read. Give me the tv and internet.
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I shite my pants once in 7th grade
Did this in the 10th grade because the teacher wouldn't let me use the bathroom. Finally I went anyway and crapped in my pants on the way to it. I waited until someone came in there and asked them to get a teacher. Then I told the teacher to have the office contact my mom and bring me some clean pants. I was in there for 2 hours.
Posted on 4/16/16 at 11:11 pm to hendersonshands
There's this young lady about 28 years younger than me I see every few weeks, she wants me to pee all over her and in her mouth among other unspeakable acts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 11:12 pm to hendersonshands
I was expecting "I don't see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind".
Posted on 4/16/16 at 11:46 pm to hendersonshands
I Googled Abita Amber thinking that was a porn actress
Posted on 4/16/16 at 11:48 pm to hendersonshands
You gotta read Vonnegut, comrade. Slapstick is hillair
Posted on 4/17/16 at 2:00 am to hendersonshands
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Sometimes when people ask me if I know the answer to something, I say yes then use Google and acted like I knew it the whole time.
That used to be known as talking out of your arse, but now we are all experts thanks to the arse hole called the internet.
Posted on 4/17/16 at 6:12 am to hendersonshands
I shot this dude in Reno, just to watch him die.
Posted on 4/17/16 at 6:48 am to hendersonshands
In an interesting twist of fate, Best Buy just put a Blu-Ray copy of Pulp Fiction on sale for $5
You're Welcome
You're Welcome
Posted on 4/17/16 at 9:24 am to hendersonshands
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When I was younger, I stuck my finger all the way up my butt. I couldn't get the smell off my finger for a day.
Ahhhh, we all did this. They main thrust here is to have done it only once though!
Posted on 4/17/16 at 12:31 pm to hendersonshands
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I've never seen The Godfather or Pulp Fiction
Never too late to redeem yourself.
Posted on 4/17/16 at 12:40 pm to hendersonshands
I got shite faced one weekend when I was home from college and was staying at my moms. I woke up and had pissed all over myself and my old bed. Blamed it on my stepdads lab. Told everyone he jumped on the bed happy to see me and pissed everywhere. They still believe me to this day
Posted on 4/17/16 at 2:39 pm to hendersonshands
I shot a man in Reno.
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