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re: What's the strangest behavior in your office? UPDATED WITH TOP LIST
Posted on 3/30/16 at 2:31 pm to Bunk Moreland
Posted on 3/30/16 at 2:31 pm to Bunk Moreland
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Also had a dude who always talked on the phone in the bathroom stall, so I turned the lights out on him one day while he was in there.
Ours are on a motion sensor...I'm guessing to curb behavior like this
Posted on 3/30/16 at 2:32 pm to MikeBRLA
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So they insulate their food from the refrigeration? genius.
Exactly! Maroons.
Posted on 3/30/16 at 2:32 pm to idlewatcher
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Someone in my building (not my office) often decides to put his pubes ON TOP of the urinal
I never understood this weirdo shite either. HOW DOES IT HAPPEN? WHY?
Posted on 3/30/16 at 2:32 pm to CockyTime
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Some older lady puts clothes in the refrigerator...something about heat flashes and menopause or some crap.
For some reason, cranking one out in the bathroom stall seems a lot less strange than this
Posted on 3/30/16 at 2:36 pm to Sneaky__Sally
UPDATE: Since posting this thread at 1:52, he has sprinted past my office 4 times (8 times round trip back to his office). I can't help but think he knows something we don't...
This post was edited on 3/30/16 at 2:38 pm
Posted on 3/30/16 at 2:37 pm to DipperJones
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-one guy makes occasional weird robot sounds (R2D2 style)
I don't know why but I
Posted on 3/30/16 at 2:45 pm to TexasTiger90
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he has sprinted past my office 4 times
Install speed bumps.
I have had to work with the loud chewers, was really weird when they still did it and were not eating.
We currently have 2 guys that HAVE to take a shite for 30 minutes every morning. Best part was when the female GM called one of them out on it and sent him home bc he obviously can't be feeling well if it takes over 30 minutes to take a shite.
This post was edited on 3/30/16 at 2:46 pm
Posted on 3/30/16 at 2:46 pm to CCTider
Way of the road bubs
This post was edited on 3/30/16 at 2:49 pm
Posted on 3/30/16 at 2:47 pm to TexasTiger90
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so I turned the lights out on him one day while he was in there.
i've been doing this for years and haven't really cared who was in the bathroom.
yes i am almost 50 and act like a 5yo.
Posted on 3/30/16 at 2:48 pm to TexasTiger90
We have a guy that takes the toilet paper off of the roller and sets it on top of the roller/holder. Not to be confused with just being lazy and placing a new roll resting on top of the roller.
Posted on 3/30/16 at 2:48 pm to Weekend Warrior79
30 minutes isn't too long to take a shite, imo. Some people have stomach issues.
Posted on 3/30/16 at 2:49 pm to TexasTiger90
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UPDATE: Since posting this thread at 1:52, he has sprinted past my office 4 times (8 times round trip back to his office). I can't help but think he knows something we don't...
Does he end up sweating and stinking? That would bother me more than the actual running.
Posted on 3/30/16 at 2:54 pm to LSUBoo
As I mentioned earlier, he's Hispanic. They don't sweat. Even while mowing wearing hoodies and jeans in the asscrack of summer
Posted on 3/30/16 at 2:57 pm to TexasTiger90
LOL.
I work in a new WE3 environment. Sort of a fancy cubicle environment. It's okay, but I miss having my window office.
Everything is mobile too. You don't have an assigned spot. So everyday you pack your shite up (all of it) and leave. Then you come back the next day and find a new spot. Drive a lot of the old people insane.
Here are a couple of characters I've gotten to know in the past 4 months in this environment:
- Old man who sits 5 feet away from: "the coffee slurper" (ughh). We aren't talking a cup or mug. We are talking a 9" tumbler.
- The "old man who needs 40" monitors" now (even tho he has his PC set to the highest resolution -_-). got the only assigned cubicle by complaining.
- The "hadji section". Where the floors hadji's all crowd together. Area smells like a rotting a-hole by 11AM everyday.
- The "screaming lady". She's been politely asked to tone it down 10-15 times already. gets her feelings hurt. lol.
- The "i'm never at my desk" supervisor. Young fat guy. Never shuts the frick up. Walks around and talks for 3-4 hours a day.
- The "rich intern" from UT who wears Beats over the ear headphones even when going to the bathroom. Also wears a lanyard 24/7 and dresses like he's a corporate VIP. douchnozzle.
I could name more, but these few really get my goat.
I work in a new WE3 environment. Sort of a fancy cubicle environment. It's okay, but I miss having my window office.
Everything is mobile too. You don't have an assigned spot. So everyday you pack your shite up (all of it) and leave. Then you come back the next day and find a new spot. Drive a lot of the old people insane.
Here are a couple of characters I've gotten to know in the past 4 months in this environment:
- Old man who sits 5 feet away from: "the coffee slurper" (ughh). We aren't talking a cup or mug. We are talking a 9" tumbler.
- The "old man who needs 40" monitors" now (even tho he has his PC set to the highest resolution -_-). got the only assigned cubicle by complaining.
- The "hadji section". Where the floors hadji's all crowd together. Area smells like a rotting a-hole by 11AM everyday.
- The "screaming lady". She's been politely asked to tone it down 10-15 times already. gets her feelings hurt. lol.
- The "i'm never at my desk" supervisor. Young fat guy. Never shuts the frick up. Walks around and talks for 3-4 hours a day.
- The "rich intern" from UT who wears Beats over the ear headphones even when going to the bathroom. Also wears a lanyard 24/7 and dresses like he's a corporate VIP. douchnozzle.
I could name more, but these few really get my goat.
This post was edited on 3/30/16 at 3:00 pm
Posted on 3/30/16 at 2:57 pm to Weekend Warrior79
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Install speed bumps.
Posted on 3/30/16 at 3:05 pm to TexasTiger90
Department Head at a former job was an eccentric fellow and as he aged things got progressively worse. In the last few years before he retired he would go to the men's room to piss and evidently would get distracted before finishing. From all appearances he would start putting his gear away while still having a pretty good stream going. He would have a wet spot on his pants a couple of inches wide stretching from his crotch down past his knee. He dgaf and walked around the office that way until it dried.
Posted on 3/30/16 at 3:09 pm to SabiDojo
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30 minutes isn't too long to take a shite, imo. Some people have stomach issues.
I take half-hour dumps because I want to, not because I need to.
Posted on 3/30/16 at 3:11 pm to TexasTiger90
we recently fired someone who:
1. Brought one of her meetings with a client across the street into a grassy field bc "it was too nice to stay inside". Did I mention she awkwardly made them sit indian style?
2. Would come back from lunch smelling like she bathed herself in one of those perfumes that smelled like burned leaves. We suspected she would smoke weed in her car then use the perfume to mask the smell
3. Disappeared for 4 hours. Called her and found out she went home for lunch and fell asleep
1. Brought one of her meetings with a client across the street into a grassy field bc "it was too nice to stay inside". Did I mention she awkwardly made them sit indian style?
2. Would come back from lunch smelling like she bathed herself in one of those perfumes that smelled like burned leaves. We suspected she would smoke weed in her car then use the perfume to mask the smell
3. Disappeared for 4 hours. Called her and found out she went home for lunch and fell asleep
Posted on 3/30/16 at 3:14 pm to Weekend Warrior79
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We currently have 2 guys that HAVE to take a shite for 30 minutes every morning.
probably beating off in the bathroom
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