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re: What are some weird things your dog does?

Posted on 3/9/16 at 12:04 pm to
Posted by TheCaterpillar
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Posted on 3/9/16 at 12:04 pm to
Artie, you're a dog hating count.

And that is fine. But don't tell me you aren't.

Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
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Posted on 3/9/16 at 12:05 pm to
People that don't like dogs can't be trusted imo.



I bet he has a cat.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 3/9/16 at 12:06 pm to
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I don't understand why you people think your animals are so endearing. Unless it's a lab or golden, I will kick it right in it's fricking teeth. Keep it on a leash.


You kick my dog in the teeth in front of me, I'd hurt you. Badly.

Posted by lsunurse
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Posted on 3/9/16 at 12:07 pm to
Awwwww, he looks like a giant cuddly teddy bear!
Posted by LSUMJ
BR
Member since Sep 2004
19934 posts
Posted on 3/9/16 at 12:13 pm to
my fixed 30lb FEMALE mutt will go behind her 80 lb brother every day and air hump him

weirdest damn thing
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 3/9/16 at 12:17 pm to
Not actually him

He looks identical to that though. Pose and everything.
Posted by speedbump032
The Chuck
Member since Sep 2015
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Posted on 3/9/16 at 12:32 pm to
wish mine would do that..she waits til she finds the best manicured lawn around and drop a deuce...never fails bring poop bag doesn't poop leave bag at house always guarantees a poop..
Posted by Artie Rome
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Member since Jul 2014
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Posted on 3/9/16 at 12:40 pm to
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Artie, you're a dog hating count.


I can understand why you believe that. But the fact is I have owned and nurtured dogs that most people could not deal with. I love dogs.

What I don't love is people that value dogs more than people.

I also don't appreciate the blind love of someone who claims their dog doesn't stink. Dogs stink. Admit that your house smells like a dog and we will be fine.

And control your dog. My kid will not run up to you and sniff your dick and jump on you. Why is that behavior okay for your dog?

My dogs were beyond well behaved. They had to be. They were fricking monsters that could kill. I just expect the same from other dog owners and seldom see those results.

And I will always dislike pits and boxers. There is nothing you can say to turn me towards those shite breds.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 3/9/16 at 12:41 pm to
frick you Artie. I hope a dog kills you.




Not really, but frick you.
This post was edited on 3/9/16 at 12:45 pm
Posted by Artie Rome
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Posted on 3/9/16 at 12:44 pm to
Well don't let that stinky fricker run up to me and jump on my kids. Deal? Otherwise I will punt that fricker like Johnny Hekker. I don't know you or your dog. My job, as a parent, is to protect my kids. If that is at the expense of your mutt running loose so be it.
Posted by CoachDon
Louisville
Member since Sep 2014
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Posted on 3/9/16 at 12:44 pm to
My Yorkie - Jack sits up on his butt and leans back in a sitting position on the couch like he's people to watch television.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 3/9/16 at 12:45 pm to
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Well don't let that stinky fricker run up to me and jump on my kids. Deal? Otherwise I will punt that fricker like Johnny Hekker. I don't know you or your dog. My job, as a parent, is to protect my kids. If that is at the expense of your mutt running loose so be it.


I'd punt your kids.
Posted by Artie Rome
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Member since Jul 2014
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Posted on 3/9/16 at 12:45 pm to
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frick you Artie. I hope a dog kills you.


That will never happen. Because I am not some sappy douche that values a dog over humans.
Posted by Artie Rome
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Member since Jul 2014
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Posted on 3/9/16 at 12:46 pm to
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I'd punt your kids.


No. You wouldn't. And you know that. In what world is a dog more important than children?
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 3/9/16 at 12:47 pm to
My dog > Lots of humans

Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 3/9/16 at 12:48 pm to
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Mine always wants to come try and lick my face when he's done eating.


It's instinctive. Puppies do this to their mother to get her to regurgitate her food so they can eat it. He wants you to puke up your steak so he can have something better than that shitty dog food.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 3/9/16 at 12:49 pm to
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It's instinctive. Puppies do this to their mother to get her to regurgitate her food so they can eat it. He wants you to puke up your steak so he can have something better than that shitty dog food


#science
Posted by Artie Rome
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Member since Jul 2014
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Posted on 3/9/16 at 12:49 pm to
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My dog > Lots of humans


This is gross thinking. Really.

Would you really sacrifice a person for your dog?
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 3/9/16 at 12:51 pm to
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This is gross thinking. Really.

Would you really sacrifice a person for your dog?




Depends.

You? Probably.

A normal nice person? Probably not.

But my dog is my best friend. I'd do some crazy shite to protect him.



ETA:

There are millions of evil fricking humans. My dog doesn't have an evil bone in his body.
This post was edited on 3/9/16 at 12:53 pm
Posted by Artie Rome
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Member since Jul 2014
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Posted on 3/9/16 at 12:54 pm to
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my dog is my best friend.


I love dogs. But that is fricking sad. Your best friend is some stupid animal that would lick peanut butter off your balls. I could steal him tomorrow, feed him steak, and he would never think about again. Ever. Your attachment to him is irrelevant.

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