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Spinoff: Check In Here If Your Neighbors Suck Balls
Posted on 3/8/16 at 10:04 am
Posted on 3/8/16 at 10:04 am
One neighbor is an alcoholic and gambling addict whose lawn service takes the weed eater all the way down to the dirt.
The other neighbor may very well be planning a jihad. It's hard to tell because I don't speak Dirka Dirka.
The other neighbor may very well be planning a jihad. It's hard to tell because I don't speak Dirka Dirka.
Posted on 3/8/16 at 10:05 am to King George
It's the spin off of the spin off. Bold move.
Posted on 3/8/16 at 10:05 am to King George
being a king aint what it used to be eh?
Posted on 3/8/16 at 10:05 am to King George
quote:
One neighbor is an alcoholic and gambling addict whose lawn service takes the weed eater all the way down to the dirt.
The other neighbor may very well be planning a jihad. It's hard to tell because I don't speak Dirka Dirka.
Shouldn't have moved into a shitty neighborhood. Which also says a lot about the kind of neighbor you are.
Posted on 3/8/16 at 10:06 am to King George
I live next door to some a-hole who cuts his grass at 0700 hours and the mf oddly carries a gun while doing so. I can't understand him.
Posted on 3/8/16 at 10:06 am to King George
quote:
One neighbor is an alcoholic
quote:
The other neighbor may very well be planning a jihad.
Sooo. Get neighbor sauced up right and introduce him to #2.. Things should work themselves out at that point..
Posted on 3/8/16 at 10:07 am to RATeamWannabe
quote:
RATeamWannabe
Go figure suck balls is in the title and you show up. It's like your Bat signal.
Posted on 3/8/16 at 10:08 am to King George
yeah the neighbor chick sucks my balls all the time
Posted on 3/8/16 at 10:14 am to King George
I have great neighbors living on one side, a crazy bitch living on the other side and not really bad, but two bat shite crazies behind me that constantly curse each other out in their back yard...
My wife asked them to curb their language cause our six year olds were playing in the back yard... Then she told my wife "we don't curse".. Which my wife started laughing at her... They haven't done it in about 2 years now....
My wife asked them to curb their language cause our six year olds were playing in the back yard... Then she told my wife "we don't curse".. Which my wife started laughing at her... They haven't done it in about 2 years now....
Posted on 3/8/16 at 10:15 am to King George
I have two neighbors:
One is awesome. They wave, never complain, and leave me the frick alone.
The others are a military couple. This couple lets their dog out at 0400 every damn morning and it barks nonstop until they let it back in. It was a daily occurrence and really started impacting my sleep. Finally one Saturday morning, I had enough and went and banged on their door at 0500 for 5 minutes before someone answered. They said it would be taken care of. A month later, same thing only more sternly this time, to no avail. Finally I wrote them a letter, citing city ordinances regarding noise and offering suggestions for their barking dog, including (but not limited to) shock collar, training, and euthanasia. Needless to say, our disdain for each other is now mutual.
One is awesome. They wave, never complain, and leave me the frick alone.
The others are a military couple. This couple lets their dog out at 0400 every damn morning and it barks nonstop until they let it back in. It was a daily occurrence and really started impacting my sleep. Finally one Saturday morning, I had enough and went and banged on their door at 0500 for 5 minutes before someone answered. They said it would be taken care of. A month later, same thing only more sternly this time, to no avail. Finally I wrote them a letter, citing city ordinances regarding noise and offering suggestions for their barking dog, including (but not limited to) shock collar, training, and euthanasia. Needless to say, our disdain for each other is now mutual.
This post was edited on 3/8/16 at 10:17 am
Posted on 3/8/16 at 10:21 am to King George
Mine did, but she finished her MBA and moved.

This post was edited on 3/8/16 at 10:23 am
Posted on 3/8/16 at 10:23 am to King George
Did you look at anything before you bought the biggest asset you will ever buy?
"Hey, it has a grand room! Let's buy it!"
ETA: Why do I keep smelling cat piss from the area to the west? Nope. Gonna buy me a house.
"Hey, it has a grand room! Let's buy it!"
ETA: Why do I keep smelling cat piss from the area to the west? Nope. Gonna buy me a house.
This post was edited on 3/8/16 at 10:26 am
Posted on 3/8/16 at 10:24 am to Paddyshack
quote:
Finally I wrote them a letter
Easy big fella, don't go too far
Posted on 3/8/16 at 10:24 am to SnoopALoop
quote:
I live next door to some a-hole who cuts his grass at 0700 hours and the mf oddly carries a gun while doing so. I can't understand him.
snakes baw
Posted on 3/8/16 at 10:25 am to SnoopALoop
quote:congrats on living next to my brother
I live next door to some a-hole who cuts his grass at 0700 hours and the mf oddly carries a gun while doing so. I can't understand him.
Posted on 3/8/16 at 10:26 am to madamsquirrel
I have great neighbors. Everyone minds their own business, and there's never any drama.
Posted on 3/8/16 at 10:27 am to Hogwarts
quote:
Easy big fella, don't go too far
Posted on 3/8/16 at 10:40 am to Paddyshack
quote:Send the cops to take care of that junk. Save yourself the hassle.
citing city ordinances
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