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Spinoff: Check In Here If Your Neighbors Suck Balls

Posted on 3/8/16 at 10:04 am
Posted by King George
Member since Dec 2013
5955 posts
Posted on 3/8/16 at 10:04 am
One neighbor is an alcoholic and gambling addict whose lawn service takes the weed eater all the way down to the dirt.

The other neighbor may very well be planning a jihad. It's hard to tell because I don't speak Dirka Dirka.
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25424 posts
Posted on 3/8/16 at 10:05 am to
It's the spin off of the spin off. Bold move.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
91237 posts
Posted on 3/8/16 at 10:05 am to
being a king aint what it used to be eh?
Posted by 13SaintTiger
Isle of Capri
Member since Sep 2011
18371 posts
Posted on 3/8/16 at 10:05 am to
quote:

One neighbor is an alcoholic and gambling addict whose lawn service takes the weed eater all the way down to the dirt.

The other neighbor may very well be planning a jihad. It's hard to tell because I don't speak Dirka Dirka.


Shouldn't have moved into a shitty neighborhood. Which also says a lot about the kind of neighbor you are.
Posted by SnoopALoop
Nashville
Member since Apr 2014
4535 posts
Posted on 3/8/16 at 10:06 am to
I live next door to some a-hole who cuts his grass at 0700 hours and the mf oddly carries a gun while doing so. I can't understand him.
Posted by Phil A Sheo
equinsu ocha
Member since Aug 2011
12166 posts
Posted on 3/8/16 at 10:06 am to
quote:

One neighbor is an alcoholic


quote:

The other neighbor may very well be planning a jihad.


Sooo. Get neighbor sauced up right and introduce him to #2.. Things should work themselves out at that point..
Posted by RATeamWannabe
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2009
26018 posts
Posted on 3/8/16 at 10:06 am to
0/10
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
179246 posts
Posted on 3/8/16 at 10:07 am to
quote:

RATeamWannabe


Go figure suck balls is in the title and you show up. It's like your Bat signal.
Posted by tke857
Member since Jan 2012
12195 posts
Posted on 3/8/16 at 10:08 am to
yeah the neighbor chick sucks my balls all the time
Posted by 82fumanchu
Saskatchewan
Member since Jan 2014
2002 posts
Posted on 3/8/16 at 10:10 am to
Neighbor board
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
31972 posts
Posted on 3/8/16 at 10:14 am to
I have great neighbors living on one side, a crazy bitch living on the other side and not really bad, but two bat shite crazies behind me that constantly curse each other out in their back yard...

My wife asked them to curb their language cause our six year olds were playing in the back yard... Then she told my wife "we don't curse".. Which my wife started laughing at her... They haven't done it in about 2 years now....
Posted by Paddyshack
Land of the Free
Member since Sep 2015
10972 posts
Posted on 3/8/16 at 10:15 am to
I have two neighbors:
One is awesome. They wave, never complain, and leave me the frick alone.

The others are a military couple. This couple lets their dog out at 0400 every damn morning and it barks nonstop until they let it back in. It was a daily occurrence and really started impacting my sleep. Finally one Saturday morning, I had enough and went and banged on their door at 0500 for 5 minutes before someone answered. They said it would be taken care of. A month later, same thing only more sternly this time, to no avail. Finally I wrote them a letter, citing city ordinances regarding noise and offering suggestions for their barking dog, including (but not limited to) shock collar, training, and euthanasia. Needless to say, our disdain for each other is now mutual.
This post was edited on 3/8/16 at 10:17 am
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
53464 posts
Posted on 3/8/16 at 10:21 am to
Mine did, but she finished her MBA and moved.

This post was edited on 3/8/16 at 10:23 am
Posted by Artie Rome
Hwy 1
Member since Jul 2014
8757 posts
Posted on 3/8/16 at 10:23 am to
Did you look at anything before you bought the biggest asset you will ever buy?

"Hey, it has a grand room! Let's buy it!"

ETA: Why do I keep smelling cat piss from the area to the west? Nope. Gonna buy me a house.
This post was edited on 3/8/16 at 10:26 am
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18301 posts
Posted on 3/8/16 at 10:24 am to
quote:

Finally I wrote them a letter


Easy big fella, don't go too far
Posted by TheJones
Member since Nov 2009
34455 posts
Posted on 3/8/16 at 10:24 am to
quote:

I live next door to some a-hole who cuts his grass at 0700 hours and the mf oddly carries a gun while doing so. I can't understand him.


snakes baw
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
54815 posts
Posted on 3/8/16 at 10:25 am to
quote:

I live next door to some a-hole who cuts his grass at 0700 hours and the mf oddly carries a gun while doing so. I can't understand him.
congrats on living next to my brother
Posted by jdd48
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2012
23417 posts
Posted on 3/8/16 at 10:26 am to
I have great neighbors. Everyone minds their own business, and there's never any drama.
Posted by Paddyshack
Land of the Free
Member since Sep 2015
10972 posts
Posted on 3/8/16 at 10:27 am to
quote:

Easy big fella, don't go too far


I can assure you, it was not a nice letter at all. I'm not the guy to call the cops unless I absolutely must. And I'll be damned if that dog wasn't gone the next day. Crazy how that works.
Posted by airfernando
Member since Oct 2015
15248 posts
Posted on 3/8/16 at 10:40 am to
quote:

citing city ordinances
Send the cops to take care of that junk. Save yourself the hassle.
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