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I ain't Irish, but here goes...
Posted on 11/28/07 at 2:26 pm
Posted on 11/28/07 at 2:26 pm
When Saban left town for Miami,
He dealt all the Tigers a whammy.
Then he spit on the fish,
Caught the SEC itch:
Let ‘em scratch it in ole Alabammy!!
Posted on 11/28/07 at 2:27 pm to BrookhavenBengal
good limmerick got any more?
Posted on 11/28/07 at 2:32 pm to tacotiger
That is good.
I once knew a man from Kent
who's dick was so long it was bent.
To stay out of trouble
He'd stick it in double
and instead of cumming he went.
I once knew a man from Kent
who's dick was so long it was bent.
To stay out of trouble
He'd stick it in double
and instead of cumming he went.
Posted on 11/28/07 at 2:33 pm to tacotiger
There once was a man name Nick
Who to the media would act like a dick
He would yell and scream
Just like a Drag Queen.
He shaves his face with a Schick
Who to the media would act like a dick
He would yell and scream
Just like a Drag Queen.
He shaves his face with a Schick
Posted on 11/28/07 at 2:41 pm to boxcarbarney
There once was a man of Karass
His balls were made of brass
One night it rained
His balls did clang
And lightning shot out of his arse
This could be a long thread.
His balls were made of brass
One night it rained
His balls did clang
And lightning shot out of his arse
This could be a long thread.
Posted on 11/28/07 at 2:56 pm to tacotiger
I AM the man from Nantucket, BTW. 
Posted on 11/28/07 at 3:30 pm to BrookhavenBengal
A man named Les was a Wolverine.
He came a few years to the Tiger scene.
He had great success,
And was almost the best,
But he's gone cuz the RANT was so mean.
Lame, I know, but first effort.....
He came a few years to the Tiger scene.
He had great success,
And was almost the best,
But he's gone cuz the RANT was so mean.
Lame, I know, but first effort.....
Posted on 11/28/07 at 3:45 pm to LSUCouyon
The once was a young girl from Norway
Who hung by her feet from the doorway;
Which worked out quite well,
'Cause when you rang her bell,
It actually turned out to be foreplay!
Who hung by her feet from the doorway;
Which worked out quite well,
'Cause when you rang her bell,
It actually turned out to be foreplay!
Posted on 11/28/07 at 3:46 pm to tacotiger
quote:
This could be a long thread.
Perhaps, but the most entertaining thing I have seen today.
Posted on 11/28/07 at 3:48 pm to DaSaltyTiger
There once was a man named McGill,
Whose acts grew exceedingly ill,
He insisted on habits,
involving white rabbits,
and a bird with a flexible bill.
Whose acts grew exceedingly ill,
He insisted on habits,
involving white rabbits,
and a bird with a flexible bill.
Posted on 11/28/07 at 3:51 pm to lsutx
There once was a fellow O'Doole
Who found little red spots on his tool
His Doctor a cynic
said Get out of me clinic,
And wipe off that lipstick you fool!
Who found little red spots on his tool
His Doctor a cynic
said Get out of me clinic,
And wipe off that lipstick you fool!
Posted on 11/28/07 at 3:54 pm to DaSaltyTiger
Certainly a refreshing break from the action.
Posted on 11/28/07 at 3:56 pm to BrookhavenBengal
While I don’t think the job will be open,
I’ve heard that Del Rio is hopin’,
That Miles goes away,
Then he’ll save the day,
Cuz our defense would surely be smokin’.!
Posted on 11/28/07 at 3:57 pm to lsutx
there once was a fellow named bo
whos defense put on a pretty good show
but D'mac came a calling
the plans started falling
and off to the cornfields he'll go!
He would take his buddy ole les
hopefully with much hair on hes chest
b/c where he will land
the plays called better be grand
or he will be out of his azz w/ the rest!

whos defense put on a pretty good show
but D'mac came a calling
the plans started falling
and off to the cornfields he'll go!
He would take his buddy ole les
hopefully with much hair on hes chest
b/c where he will land
the plays called better be grand
or he will be out of his azz w/ the rest!
Posted on 11/28/07 at 4:03 pm to BrookhavenBengal
I admit I’m not sold on Pelini,
Whose schemes have become like linguini.
If the Huskers come calling,
You won’t see me squalling.
The Tigers need more of a meanie.
Posted on 11/28/07 at 4:04 pm to BrookhavenBengal
what a creative way to get our thoughts out lol
Posted on 11/28/07 at 4:05 pm to BrookhavenBengal
If Spurrier comes, I might vomit.
His visor should now be a bonnet.
He’s a hundred years old,
His fire has grown cold,
And his teeth are held in by a grommet.
Posted on 11/28/07 at 4:06 pm to BrookhavenBengal
guess this belongs here....
Ole Ball Coach maybe older and wrinkled
But he could gameplan since he went his first tinkle
I'd high-five my computah
If he brought along Tenuta
If this fails we could be stuck with Ray Finkel
Ole Ball Coach maybe older and wrinkled
But he could gameplan since he went his first tinkle
I'd high-five my computah
If he brought along Tenuta
If this fails we could be stuck with Ray Finkel
This post was edited on 11/28/07 at 4:07 pm
Posted on 11/28/07 at 4:07 pm to BrookhavenBengal
Coach Miles might just be here a while.
And the Rantards will sure spew some bile.
And although he can’t speak,
When he does reach his peak,
Tiger trophies will stretch on for Miles!
Posted on 11/28/07 at 4:11 pm to BrookhavenBengal
There once was a coach known as Les
Who put recruits to the test
He asked them for four
Sometimes even one more
But he himself stayed one less
Who put recruits to the test
He asked them for four
Sometimes even one more
But he himself stayed one less
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