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I ain't Irish, but here goes...

Posted on 11/28/07 at 2:26 pm
Posted by BrookhavenBengal
Brookhaven, MS
Member since Oct 2007
3575 posts
Posted on 11/28/07 at 2:26 pm


When Saban left town for Miami,
He dealt all the Tigers a whammy.
Then he spit on the fish,
Caught the SEC itch:
Let ‘em scratch it in ole Alabammy!!
Posted by tacotiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2007
991 posts
Posted on 11/28/07 at 2:27 pm to
good limmerick got any more?
Posted by BamaScoop
Panama City Beach, Florida
Member since May 2007
56640 posts
Posted on 11/28/07 at 2:32 pm to
That is good.

I once knew a man from Kent
who's dick was so long it was bent.

To stay out of trouble
He'd stick it in double
and instead of cumming he went.
Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
25581 posts
Posted on 11/28/07 at 2:33 pm to
There once was a man name Nick
Who to the media would act like a dick
He would yell and scream
Just like a Drag Queen.
He shaves his face with a Schick
Posted by tacotiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2007
991 posts
Posted on 11/28/07 at 2:41 pm to
There once was a man of Karass
His balls were made of brass
One night it rained
His balls did clang
And lightning shot out of his arse


This could be a long thread.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
87425 posts
Posted on 11/28/07 at 2:56 pm to
I AM the man from Nantucket, BTW.
Posted by LSUCouyon
ONTHELAKEATDELHI, La.
Member since Oct 2006
11338 posts
Posted on 11/28/07 at 3:30 pm to
A man named Les was a Wolverine.
He came a few years to the Tiger scene.
He had great success,
And was almost the best,
But he's gone cuz the RANT was so mean.

Lame, I know, but first effort.....
Posted by lsutx
Member since Jun 2007
61 posts
Posted on 11/28/07 at 3:45 pm to
The once was a young girl from Norway
Who hung by her feet from the doorway;
Which worked out quite well,
'Cause when you rang her bell,
It actually turned out to be foreplay!
Posted by DaSaltyTiger
Alexandria/Pineville, LA area
Member since Dec 2004
4689 posts
Posted on 11/28/07 at 3:46 pm to
quote:

This could be a long thread.


Perhaps, but the most entertaining thing I have seen today.
Posted by lsutx
Member since Jun 2007
61 posts
Posted on 11/28/07 at 3:48 pm to
There once was a man named McGill,
Whose acts grew exceedingly ill,
He insisted on habits,
involving white rabbits,
and a bird with a flexible bill.
Posted by lsutx
Member since Jun 2007
61 posts
Posted on 11/28/07 at 3:51 pm to
There once was a fellow O'Doole
Who found little red spots on his tool
His Doctor a cynic
said Get out of me clinic,
And wipe off that lipstick you fool!
Posted by tacotiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2007
991 posts
Posted on 11/28/07 at 3:54 pm to
Certainly a refreshing break from the action.
Posted by BrookhavenBengal
Brookhaven, MS
Member since Oct 2007
3575 posts
Posted on 11/28/07 at 3:56 pm to

While I don’t think the job will be open,
I’ve heard that Del Rio is hopin’,
That Miles goes away,
Then he’ll save the day,
Cuz our defense would surely be smokin’.!
Posted by dss
death valley
Member since Nov 2005
1442 posts
Posted on 11/28/07 at 3:57 pm to
there once was a fellow named bo
whos defense put on a pretty good show
but D'mac came a calling
the plans started falling
and off to the cornfields he'll go!

He would take his buddy ole les
hopefully with much hair on hes chest
b/c where he will land
the plays called better be grand
or he will be out of his azz w/ the rest!
Posted by BrookhavenBengal
Brookhaven, MS
Member since Oct 2007
3575 posts
Posted on 11/28/07 at 4:03 pm to

I admit I’m not sold on Pelini,
Whose schemes have become like linguini.
If the Huskers come calling,
You won’t see me squalling.
The Tigers need more of a meanie.
Posted by lsutx
Member since Jun 2007
61 posts
Posted on 11/28/07 at 4:04 pm to
what a creative way to get our thoughts out lol
Posted by BrookhavenBengal
Brookhaven, MS
Member since Oct 2007
3575 posts
Posted on 11/28/07 at 4:05 pm to


If Spurrier comes, I might vomit.
His visor should now be a bonnet.
He’s a hundred years old,
His fire has grown cold,
And his teeth are held in by a grommet.
Posted by clamdip
Rocky Mountain High
Member since Sep 2004
20439 posts
Posted on 11/28/07 at 4:06 pm to
guess this belongs here....


Ole Ball Coach maybe older and wrinkled
But he could gameplan since he went his first tinkle
I'd high-five my computah
If he brought along Tenuta
If this fails we could be stuck with Ray Finkel


This post was edited on 11/28/07 at 4:07 pm
Posted by BrookhavenBengal
Brookhaven, MS
Member since Oct 2007
3575 posts
Posted on 11/28/07 at 4:07 pm to

Coach Miles might just be here a while.
And the Rantards will sure spew some bile.
And although he can’t speak,
When he does reach his peak,
Tiger trophies will stretch on for Miles!
Posted by Methuselah
On da Riva
Member since Jan 2005
23350 posts
Posted on 11/28/07 at 4:11 pm to
There once was a coach known as Les
Who put recruits to the test
He asked them for four
Sometimes even one more
But he himself stayed one less
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