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Posted on 2/18/16 at 11:54 am to fr33manator
Kanye
Affleck
Damon
Deniro
Dicapprio
Penn
Sharpton
Micheal Moore
Spike Lee
Samuel L. Jackson.
Fight to the death and winner gets a vacation in islands ala "Running Man" style. Win motherfricking win for the world.
Affleck
Damon
Deniro
Dicapprio
Penn
Sharpton
Micheal Moore
Spike Lee
Samuel L. Jackson.
Fight to the death and winner gets a vacation in islands ala "Running Man" style. Win motherfricking win for the world.
Posted on 2/18/16 at 11:55 am to DownSouthCrawfish
quote:
Stacy Dash
I'd let her hump me to death.
Posted on 2/18/16 at 12:04 pm to fr33manator
Kanye
Kim
Biebs
Sean Penn
Tantor the homicidal indestructible elephant
Tantor
Kim
Biebs
Sean Penn
Tantor the homicidal indestructible elephant
Tantor
Posted on 2/18/16 at 1:09 pm to fr33manator
Hillary Clinton - cellphone and Special Ops team on standby
Barack Obama - ink pen and golf club
Nancy Pelosi - a 1200 pg document that reportedly contains the secret to surviving this ordeal which she had to agree to use without being allowed to read it beforehand.
Diane Feinstein - no weapon because "when the gunman realizes that nobody else is armed, he will lay down his weapons and turn himself in, that's human nature."
Joe Biden -double barrel shotgun
Al Sharpton - a hardbound copy of the complete texts used by blacks when they "taught philosophy and astrology and mathematics before Socrates and them Greek homos ever got around to it.”
Jane Fonda a N. Vietnamese infantry helmet and a radio microphone
Caitlyn Jenner a Javelin that can only be used by males
Whoopi Goldberg a laminated race card
Rosie Odonnell a cheeseburger and an obamacare insurance card (she has no right to a gun)
Whoopi kills Rosie because no white person could understand race issues like Whoopi
Whoopi is then killed(with a 9 iron) followed by Sharpton (stabbed with a pen in the chest through his not so thick hardbound book) at the hands of Barack, because of statistically predictable black on black crime.
Joe shoots Barack, not knowing who it is, through his door with both loads of the shotgun when Barrack comes to demand his cooperation.
Pelosi while she is frantically trying to read all the fine print utters "Diane". She is immediately shot by Feinstein who had an illegal concealed pistol and declared "If I am going, I'm taking you with me"
Fonda is busy berating Joe who is half heartedly defending himself by saying "Come on baby, I wasn't there, I dodged the draft" while at the same time trying to hit on Jane.
Hillary beats both Jane and Joe to death with Joes empty gun. Jane because, Hillary can't accept any woman being more shrill than her and Joe because he was the natural successor to the presidency and his womanizing reminded her of Bill.
Jenner realizing he is next throws the javelin and pierces Feinstein's chest. She gets one shot off and manages to hit him in the left boob. The implant decreases penetration and the bullet just enters the left lung. Feinstein dies and Jenner survives.
Realizing she is no match for an ex Olympian who now claims his manhood and yet still has better breasts, legs, and skin, Hillary attempts to get the phone out and call the most lethal weapon in the arena.
She fails to dial in time. As Jenner comes running in with the javelin at the ready, Hillary kicks him right square between the legs but it has no effect. Hillary is stabbed just as the special operator answers the phone. Her last words are "What difference does it make..."
Jenner wins by admitting he is a man and has always been a man.
Ironically his hormone therapy, and surgical changes prior to this event make the life saving efforts of the surgeons too difficult and he dies in the hospital days later from a left lung gunshot wound and a raging yeast infection.
that was fun
The real winner: The United States of America
Barack Obama - ink pen and golf club
Nancy Pelosi - a 1200 pg document that reportedly contains the secret to surviving this ordeal which she had to agree to use without being allowed to read it beforehand.
Diane Feinstein - no weapon because "when the gunman realizes that nobody else is armed, he will lay down his weapons and turn himself in, that's human nature."
Joe Biden -double barrel shotgun
Al Sharpton - a hardbound copy of the complete texts used by blacks when they "taught philosophy and astrology and mathematics before Socrates and them Greek homos ever got around to it.”
Jane Fonda a N. Vietnamese infantry helmet and a radio microphone
Caitlyn Jenner a Javelin that can only be used by males
Whoopi Goldberg a laminated race card
Rosie Odonnell a cheeseburger and an obamacare insurance card (she has no right to a gun)
Whoopi kills Rosie because no white person could understand race issues like Whoopi
Whoopi is then killed(with a 9 iron) followed by Sharpton (stabbed with a pen in the chest through his not so thick hardbound book) at the hands of Barack, because of statistically predictable black on black crime.
Joe shoots Barack, not knowing who it is, through his door with both loads of the shotgun when Barrack comes to demand his cooperation.
Pelosi while she is frantically trying to read all the fine print utters "Diane". She is immediately shot by Feinstein who had an illegal concealed pistol and declared "If I am going, I'm taking you with me"
Fonda is busy berating Joe who is half heartedly defending himself by saying "Come on baby, I wasn't there, I dodged the draft" while at the same time trying to hit on Jane.
Hillary beats both Jane and Joe to death with Joes empty gun. Jane because, Hillary can't accept any woman being more shrill than her and Joe because he was the natural successor to the presidency and his womanizing reminded her of Bill.
Jenner realizing he is next throws the javelin and pierces Feinstein's chest. She gets one shot off and manages to hit him in the left boob. The implant decreases penetration and the bullet just enters the left lung. Feinstein dies and Jenner survives.
Realizing she is no match for an ex Olympian who now claims his manhood and yet still has better breasts, legs, and skin, Hillary attempts to get the phone out and call the most lethal weapon in the arena.
She fails to dial in time. As Jenner comes running in with the javelin at the ready, Hillary kicks him right square between the legs but it has no effect. Hillary is stabbed just as the special operator answers the phone. Her last words are "What difference does it make..."
Jenner wins by admitting he is a man and has always been a man.
Ironically his hormone therapy, and surgical changes prior to this event make the life saving efforts of the surgeons too difficult and he dies in the hospital days later from a left lung gunshot wound and a raging yeast infection.
that was fun
The real winner: The United States of America
This post was edited on 2/18/16 at 1:11 pm
Posted on 2/18/16 at 1:58 pm to fr33manator
The cast of the View. Would it matter who wins from this group?
Posted on 2/18/16 at 2:00 pm to toosleaux
Nancy Grace
Skip Bayless
Kanye West
Kim Kardashian
And Jon Bones Jones with a machete.
Skip Bayless
Kanye West
Kim Kardashian
And Jon Bones Jones with a machete.
Posted on 2/18/16 at 2:06 pm to fr33manator
Who wins? The people who don't give a shite about bullshite hypocritical celebrities.
Posted on 2/18/16 at 2:07 pm to Bleeding purple
quote:
Bleeding purple
Posted on 2/18/16 at 2:23 pm to fr33manator
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Ben Carson
Everyone from duck dynasty
Bill O'Reilly
They all lose because I nuke the coliseum but in reality everybody wins
Ted Cruz
Ben Carson
Everyone from duck dynasty
Bill O'Reilly
They all lose because I nuke the coliseum but in reality everybody wins
Posted on 2/18/16 at 2:27 pm to fr33manator
Jennifer Aniston
Diane Kruger
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Brooklyn Decker
Kelly Kapowski
Aniston and Kruger 69 for 25 minutes until they both pass out and die from too many orgasms.
Hewitt and Decker battle each other with their tits, with Hewitt winning when she finally takes her bra off and exposes her tits while Decker was fighting topless the whole time, sending everyone in a frenzy since we've waited so long to see those puppies, and Decker succumbs to her injuries and dies.
Kapowski is watching all of this while cooking a chicken Parmesan when Hewitt walk over and says i guess that leaves just me and you. Kelly walks over after flipping the chicken one last time, passionately kisses Hewitt, then we notice as she steps back that she stabbed Hewitt in the stomach and she dies.
Kelly goes back and finishes cooking chicken Parmesan and me and Mrs Padillac sit down and have a nice dinner before we head to the bedroom for our nightly romp.
Diane Kruger
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Brooklyn Decker
Kelly Kapowski
Aniston and Kruger 69 for 25 minutes until they both pass out and die from too many orgasms.
Hewitt and Decker battle each other with their tits, with Hewitt winning when she finally takes her bra off and exposes her tits while Decker was fighting topless the whole time, sending everyone in a frenzy since we've waited so long to see those puppies, and Decker succumbs to her injuries and dies.
Kapowski is watching all of this while cooking a chicken Parmesan when Hewitt walk over and says i guess that leaves just me and you. Kelly walks over after flipping the chicken one last time, passionately kisses Hewitt, then we notice as she steps back that she stabbed Hewitt in the stomach and she dies.
Kelly goes back and finishes cooking chicken Parmesan and me and Mrs Padillac sit down and have a nice dinner before we head to the bedroom for our nightly romp.
Posted on 2/18/16 at 2:33 pm to fr33manator
quote:
I'll think of more.
Please dont
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