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re: So, is flirting just simply joking about having sex with each other?

Posted on 2/8/16 at 6:04 pm to
Posted by Bernie_Madoff
Jail
Member since Feb 2016
171 posts
Posted on 2/8/16 at 6:04 pm to
I had to jump in. Are these dudes actually making fun of you or is it a running joke?

Just stop trying and it will happen. Literally every lucky night I've ever had was when I didn't care at all about getting laid. Woman can smell desperation a mile away
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
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Posted on 2/8/16 at 6:05 pm to
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Will this work even if I don't know the people? Or will it come off as creepy?

Especially if I am sitting alone?


It works a lot better when you're good looking. Below average looking will come off as creepy
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 2/8/16 at 6:07 pm to
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Are these dudes actually making fun of you or is it a running joke?



Yes
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 2/8/16 at 6:07 pm to
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Just stop trying and it will happen. Literally every lucky night I've ever had was when I didn't care at all about getting laid. Woman can smell desperation a mile away




Me too. The problem is, I am in a place I don't really know anyone. So I'm doing this all solo...again.
Posted by Bullfrog
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Posted on 2/8/16 at 6:13 pm to
you need help
This post was edited on 2/9/16 at 9:30 pm
Posted by Pectus
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Posted on 2/8/16 at 6:16 pm to
Thanks.

I want a relationship.


And is it weird that I can't approach a girl for the life of me, but I have no feat whatsoever with public speaking?
Posted by Bernie_Madoff
Jail
Member since Feb 2016
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Posted on 2/8/16 at 6:18 pm to
Yes. That is incredibly weird. I'm pretty sure more people fear public speaking than death.
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Member since Jun 2004
180883 posts
Posted on 2/8/16 at 6:19 pm to
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Pectus

seriously


get a cute dog, theres a dog/wine bar in Dallas
( a friend owns it)
go hang out, become a regular.

don't buy drinks and send them to women and wink at them, makes you look like a serial rapist

Posted by Pectus
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67302 posts
Posted on 2/8/16 at 6:23 pm to
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get a cute dog, theres a dog/wine bar in Dallas
( a friend owns it)
go hang out, become a regular.


That seems completely contrived to me.
Posted by OWLFAN86
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180883 posts
Posted on 2/8/16 at 6:25 pm to
at least Ive had sex before
Posted by Pectus
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Member since Apr 2010
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Posted on 2/8/16 at 6:26 pm to
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at least Ive had sex before


And people tell me I put pussy on the pedestal...
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Member since Jun 2004
180883 posts
Posted on 2/8/16 at 6:28 pm to
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at least Ive had sex before And people tell me I put pussy on the pedestal...


who said anything about pussy ?







just making that joke before the rest of the board
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 2/8/16 at 6:30 pm to
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hit the gym



This is really your only option
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
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Member since Apr 2013
62514 posts
Posted on 2/8/16 at 6:31 pm to
When a girl says no she's really just flirting
Posted by yurintroubl
Dallas, Tx.
Member since Apr 2008
30174 posts
Posted on 2/8/16 at 6:32 pm to
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get a cute dog, theres a dog/wine bar in Dallas
( a friend owns it)


If the bar begins with an M and the owner's name begins with an R - He owes me $2K
Posted by Bernie_Madoff
Jail
Member since Feb 2016
171 posts
Posted on 2/8/16 at 6:34 pm to
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hit the gym religiously and start to get muscular and than go to bars/clubs and girls will approach you.



I was about to say this. Also the dog idea is really solid. I also live in Dallas. The hottest woman approach me just to pet my dog and from there it's pretty easy to start a conversation. It's not contrived if you actually want a dog but if you do it just for meeting women than it is. But that's not different than working out to meet women right?
Posted by Bernie_Madoff
Jail
Member since Feb 2016
171 posts
Posted on 2/8/16 at 6:35 pm to
How in the hell does that place owe you that much?
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
180883 posts
Posted on 2/8/16 at 6:35 pm to
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If the bar begins with an M and the owner's name begins with an R - He owes me $2K
we can have sex and you'll only owe me $20 and call it even
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 2/8/16 at 6:36 pm to
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It's not contrived if you actually want a dog but if you do it just for meeting women than it is. But that's not different than working out to meet women right?


I don't work out, because I am OK with how I look. Plus I am a beanpole and walk for a living. Not much else to do.
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
37422 posts
Posted on 2/8/16 at 6:36 pm to
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