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I slept with my friend's mom last night
Posted on 2/6/16 at 9:39 pm
Posted on 2/6/16 at 9:39 pm
So I'm sure half of you will say you don't believe me, but whatever. Believe what you want. So last week I matched with this older woman on tinder (she's 48 I'm 27) and I started messaging her since she is pretty hot. She tells me to come over to her house last night so I decided what the hell. I get over there and we start drinking some wine and talking. Eventually she mentions that she's married which I did not know. She says her husband is away on a business trip and she kept trying to reassure me saying that she had caught him cheating on her multiple times. Then she mentions she has a son about my age and tells me his name and at that moment I realized I had a friend with that first name and last name. I started to panic a little bit so I asked where the bathroom was and while she was walking me over there I saw a picture of my friend on the wall. At this point I'm freaking out in the bathroom not knowing what to do, but I decided I would play it cool, keep drinking wine for a bit, then try to find a reason to leave. Well that's not really what happened. We drank for another couple hours, watched a movie, and I was getting pretty drunk. Before I knew what was happening she started feeling me and we were kissing and I think you know what happened next. I instantly felt like shite afterwards and I wanted to leave but I was way too drunk to drive. I ended up spending the night and leaving early this morning. To clarify, I met this friend in college and we still hang out semi regularly and I feel absolutely terrible about it. I don't think I can ever look him in the eyes again
Posted on 2/6/16 at 9:41 pm to Grim
No biggie, i sleep with your mom all the time
Posted on 2/6/16 at 9:41 pm to Grim
Paragraphs, motherfricker.
This post was edited on 2/6/16 at 9:45 pm
Posted on 2/6/16 at 9:41 pm to Grim
That's awesome man
Good for you
Good for you
Posted on 2/6/16 at 9:42 pm to Grim
Was waiting for a walk the dinosaur
Posted on 2/6/16 at 9:42 pm to Grim
and then you walked back to your trailer
Posted on 2/6/16 at 9:42 pm to Grim
Bury it, Then bury the shovel you buried it with.
Posted on 2/6/16 at 9:44 pm to Grim
Whiskey
Tango
Foxtrot
No pics??
Oh, and drink more. It'll help
Tango
Foxtrot
No pics??
Oh, and drink more. It'll help
Posted on 2/6/16 at 9:44 pm to Grim
No offense but that's pretty shitty. A friend's sister? Sure. A ex girlfriend? Eh, if it's been long enough. But his married mother? That's fricked up.
Posted on 2/6/16 at 9:44 pm to Grim
Paragraph of didnt read
And, no you didnt. Pics to prove it
And, no you didnt. Pics to prove it
Posted on 2/6/16 at 9:45 pm to Rouge
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Congrats on knocking her up
Ha! If he knocked her up, he could become his friends' stepdad. That wouldn't be awkward, would it?
Posted on 2/6/16 at 9:46 pm to GaryMyMan
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No offense but that's pretty shitty. A friend's sister? Sure. A ex girlfriend? Eh, if it's been long enough. But his married mother? That's fricked up.
Yeah trust me I'd be pissed if my friend slept with my mom. But I felt like I was in too deep when she started making moves on me. It's not like it was pre meditated
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