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Stuff Old Folks Said

Posted on 11/21/15 at 8:37 am
Posted by nes2010
Member since Jun 2014
7586 posts
Posted on 11/21/15 at 8:37 am
My Grandmother would say "you're like a sick kitten on a hot brick" if you were hanging around too much. My Grandpa called dog turds a Dutchman's razor. I guess the dutch were known for poor hygiene?

What are some other good old folk sayings?
Posted by KosmoCramer
Member since Dec 2007
80051 posts
Posted on 11/21/15 at 8:38 am to
Hold 'er Newt, she's a rarin'
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70178 posts
Posted on 11/21/15 at 8:42 am to
Colored

Always cracks me up
Posted by To the Dome
Member since Aug 2015
680 posts
Posted on 11/21/15 at 8:42 am to
Wet behind the ears
Posted by revoh5
Next to the Atchafalaya
Member since Jun 2011
216 posts
Posted on 11/21/15 at 8:45 am to
Well that dad gum cotton pickin........
Posted by kilo1234
Member since May 2014
1431 posts
Posted on 11/21/15 at 8:49 am to
"Ran through us like shite through a tin horn."
Posted by auzach91
Marietta, GA
Member since Jan 2009
41233 posts
Posted on 11/21/15 at 8:49 am to
When I used to sneeze my grandma would say "scat tom your tails in the gravy" have no fricking idea what it means
Posted by SavageOrangeJug
Member since Oct 2005
19758 posts
Posted on 11/21/15 at 8:49 am to
"Like a blind dog in the meat house. What you don't step on, you shite on."
Posted by mpar98
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2006
8041 posts
Posted on 11/21/15 at 8:52 am to
My great grandma...."If you don't like my style quit shitting in my pile"
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
62557 posts
Posted on 11/21/15 at 8:57 am to
Busier than a two peckered billy goat
Posted by SavageOrangeJug
Member since Oct 2005
19758 posts
Posted on 11/21/15 at 8:59 am to
"Good Lord willing and the creeks don't rise."
Posted by nes2010
Member since Jun 2014
7586 posts
Posted on 11/21/15 at 8:59 am to
Nervous as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
34088 posts
Posted on 11/21/15 at 9:01 am to
When the rain was hitting the tin roof at the camp: It sounds like a 2 twatted cow pissing on a flat rock
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
77821 posts
Posted on 11/21/15 at 9:02 am to
As confused as a termite in a yoyo
Posted by SJS101
Member since Oct 2007
2857 posts
Posted on 11/21/15 at 9:02 am to
Grandpa called punk kids "scalawags" and he referred to good kids as "lil cracker jacks"
This post was edited on 11/21/15 at 9:03 am
Posted by SavageOrangeJug
Member since Oct 2005
19758 posts
Posted on 11/21/15 at 9:03 am to
"That will go through you like a dose of salts through a widow woman."
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
149494 posts
Posted on 11/21/15 at 9:12 am to
quote:

Stuff Old Folks Said

racism
Posted by BigEdLSU
All around the south
Member since Sep 2010
20360 posts
Posted on 11/21/15 at 9:14 am to
In reference to a meal I wasn't too fond of, "eat it or wear it"
Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
Lafayette
Member since May 2013
12321 posts
Posted on 11/21/15 at 9:16 am to
Suck egg dog, used as an insult and refers to a dog that is no good and steals eggs from the chicken coop.

Quit grinning. You look like a jackass eating briars.


Colored people.
Posted by SavageOrangeJug
Member since Oct 2005
19758 posts
Posted on 11/21/15 at 9:24 am to
quote:

racism

"That boy ain't got a lick of sense."
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