re: Have You Been Banned Yet And Why?

Looking forward to getting there, I'll be driving a rental. Could be trouble by Day Four or so of the Distillery Tour. Mrs. Füt* won't drive when the rental car has the steering wheel on the wrong side of the dashboard, although she has (out of habit) attempted to get into the right-hand side door several times.

*Spousal Choice Mega-Lottery Winner

tl/dr: Don't trust me to safely get myself back from Scotland, much less correctly bring you something back with me.