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re: Coud you pull off a bank heist?
Posted on 8/27/15 at 8:28 am to BayouBlitz
Posted on 8/27/15 at 8:28 am to BayouBlitz
Not sure. But one day I plan on knocking off the South of the Border restaurant between Woodville and St. Francisville. Been planning it for years. A few factors make it the perfect heist. 1) Blue haireds. It's ran by old fossil arse blue haireds. No doubt I could overpower them even if they all banded together and descended upon me at once. 2) Video poker. While the restaurant itself is probably broke as shite and living off its bygone days of yesteryear, they do have video poker in there. That requires a certain level of cash to be on hand. I'm thinking I could make off with upwards to a grand off the place. 3) Location. It's a heavily forested and hilly area located on a state line with 2 conflicting state law enforcement agency. Landmass cops- "uh, not sure if the perp is even in our state, lets gets some doughnuts and call the coonasses, it's their store". LA cops- "Roger that dispatch, we're currently conducting a month long sweep of seat belt violators, will notify Landmass". Me- on a beach in Barbados living the life of Andy Dufresne.
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Posted on 8/27/15 at 8:30 am to LSUballs
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But one day I plan on knocking off the South of the Border restaurant between Woodville and St. Francisville. Been planning it for years.
Well now when this happens we'll all know the culprit!
And I could easily make a couple grand off of food trucks in Nashville. They all park together and there are tons of cash transactions and their back doors are usually open for ventilation. Get a team, one in each truck with a mask and gun, and plan a getaway.
Posted on 8/27/15 at 9:10 am to LSUballs
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It's ran by old fossil arse blue haireds. No doubt I could overpower them even if they all banded together and descended upon me at once.
Like an elderly Voltron?
Posted on 9/23/15 at 3:52 pm to LSUballs
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LSUballs
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Not sure. But one day I plan on knocking off the South of the Border restaurant between Woodville and St. Francisville. Been planning it for years. A few factors make it the perfect heist. 1) Blue haireds. It's ran by old fossil arse blue haireds. No doubt I could overpower them even if they all banded together and descended upon me at once. 2) Video poker. While the restaurant itself is probably broke as shite and living off its bygone days of yesteryear, they do have video poker in there. That requires a certain level of cash to be on hand. I'm thinking I could make off with upwards to a grand off the place. 3) Location. It's a heavily forested and hilly area located on a state line with 2 conflicting state law enforcement agency. Landmass cops- "uh, not sure if the perp is even in our state, lets gets some doughnuts and call the coonasses, it's their store". LA cops- "Roger that dispatch, we're currently conducting a month long sweep of seat belt violators, will notify Landmass". Me- on a beach in Barbados living the life of Andy Dufresne.
Next time that place gets hit im looking for you
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