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re: I'm running some serious game on tinder right now. What should my next line be?

Posted on 7/20/15 at 10:29 pm to
Posted by FlappingPierre
St. George
Member since Nov 2013
4408 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 10:29 pm to
The first thing i would say is "where do you want to meet to get this dick?"
Posted by Paige
Vice President of the OT
Member since Oct 2010
84748 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 10:29 pm to
Not a chance in hell. FACT
Posted by xGeauxLSUx
United States of Atrophy
Member since Oct 2008
21068 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 10:31 pm to
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24577 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 10:32 pm to
But we're not in hell, we must be in heaven cuz you're an angel :)
Posted by xGeauxLSUx
United States of Atrophy
Member since Oct 2008
21068 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 10:34 pm to
quote:

Not a chance in hell. FACT


Nah, Paige falls for the classy shite.

"Are you French? Because maDAMN!”
This post was edited on 7/20/15 at 10:35 pm
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
TeamBunt General Manager
Member since Apr 2013
62514 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 10:35 pm to
You're killing it buddy.
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24577 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 10:35 pm to
saving that one for the next match
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24577 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 10:36 pm to
I gotta PHD in Pimpin Hoes Daily
Posted by Paige
Vice President of the OT
Member since Oct 2010
84748 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 10:37 pm to
no, I like men who don't need cheesy pick up lines
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
112414 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 10:38 pm to
I remember when Tinder threads were fun
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24577 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 10:40 pm to
Let me know where you wanna meet for this D
Posted by Tiger Bawlz
Southeast of Disorder
Member since Dec 2007
1977 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 10:41 pm to
quote:

I like men who don't need cheesy pick up lines


Posted by xGeauxLSUx
United States of Atrophy
Member since Oct 2008
21068 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 10:41 pm to
Oh ok...Like "Excuse me, I don't think we've ever met. I'm not a cheesy line kind of guy." (just an example, please refrain from removing any articles of clothing.)
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
68514 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 10:41 pm to
im convinced youd be better off not saying anything.

be stoic
Posted by MadDoggyStyle
Member since Feb 2012
3857 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 10:47 pm to
Judging from that conversation, she is missing one or both legs.
Posted by CJM
Member since Jan 2015
3210 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 10:53 pm to
I don't know whether to feel bad for you or commend you for your valiant effort in trying to get some pussy while sounding like you're mentally disabled. Either way, I downvoted.
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
57984 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 10:59 pm to
Makes my stomach cringe just reading this. Jesus dude. I'm no Romeo, but I'm better than "I've been drinking heh heh"
Posted by sportsaddit68
Hammond
Member since Sep 2008
5887 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 11:00 pm to
Damn dude. They giving you a hard time, but I thought you did a decent job. After the "I've been drinking" part, I thought you were done. Rebounded nicely. I think you can convince her for some drinks. She's only two vodka drinks away from a bed.
Posted by LSU1NSEC
Member since Sep 2007
17243 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 11:01 pm to
dude... straight up delete your tinder account and start over
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24577 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 11:05 pm to
I got her number...how do yall like them apples
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